Jasper Carrott - Woolworths - Birmingham NIA Live (2004)

This sums up all thats 'good' about Dum-Brum.
The only thing Herman Goering could be castigated for was not flattening the place enough.

haha yeah, i work at woolies and i wouldnt be surprised if someone had put anthrax in the pick 'n' mix!

i am surprised that anybody moved with speed to bar you. They really are the bottom of barrel when it comes to shops! Luv this clip too!

I got barred from Goldthorpe Co-op for complaining about summat that was damaged!

I love this clip. It is so funny!

Woolworths isnt as bad co-op, braindead zombies work in there

Hahahaha 'thats probably why they called him Dick!'

So what if he doesnt write his own material? Most comedians don't, and all that matters is how he delivers well to the audience.

he most definately writes his own stuff

0:33 lol

I expect you will be extremely disapointed when you find out that even God dosn't write his own stuff!.
Jasper is infact a funny man and writes much of his own material, but then it gets "improved" upon by various leeches who want a slice of the action,ie Television moguls, directors and producers.I hate those guys!

i used to like him till i found out he doesn't write his own stuff

woolworths rules!!! i work there!! and the joke is 100% correct!!! we dont give a shiyte about anything unless we work on that department!!!!lol

long may the Brummies rule !!!!

hes a brummie and hes the best....long live carrot !!

Labour are the best. :