Bible in a Minute

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  • Added: 20-Aug-08

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"BIBLE IN A MINUTE"

EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE
CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE
BORING GENEALOGY
GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF

TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM
SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND
ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES
TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND

JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON
SENT AWAY TO BABYLON
JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS
PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS

MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN
MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM
GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE
SATAN AND SAMARITAN

CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK
WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT
LAZARUS, FIG TREE
LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE

BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL
PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL
FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB
REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS
ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT
EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE

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Bible in a Minute

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  • they arent mocking ...

    they arent mocking it. they are just saying whats in it through a rap.

    im a christian and i thought this was great! im thinking of learning it. its a good tool for memorizing whats in the Bible and the chronology of it.

    there isnt any sarcastic tone in what they say, and everything they say is accurate (evenn the graphics!).

    i personally found the 'second son' vid to be offensive. but otherwise, their vids dont take much of a stab at anything they arent (i.e. suburbanites).

    By creatan [Affiliate User] 1220032321 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • It's kinda like: 1 ...

    It's kinda like:
    1. Earth made.
    2.Adam n Eve.
    3.More complete S**t .
    not "Earth made Adam and Eve."
    Retard.
    xXx

    By martybow1 [Affiliate User] 1220030838 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hahahaha. omg this ...

    hahahaha. omg this is amazing!! i'm 100% christian, and i really don't think it's offensive AT ALL. it's just a hilarious and pretty accurate entertaining summary of the bible. and they're talented. haha. love it.

    By dancingkeekee [Affiliate User] 1220024932 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol after i watched ...

    lol after i watched this like 5 times
    i got my bible and just read all the parts they sang about lol

    By Kumaiwolf [Affiliate User] 1220019267 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Oh, I think you're ...

    Oh, I think you're wrong. It's just clever and fun.
    :-)

    By tarynactress [Affiliate User] 1219967843 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • damn, i thought ...

    damn, i thought they were pointing out the stupidity of the bible.

    By usernameavilable [Affiliate User] 1219961025 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • cronologically too ...

    cronologically too haha.
    old testament - new testament

    By leomanuntag [Affiliate User] 1219960337 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • When they say that ...

    When they say that they really mean.
    Earth "was" made but without "was".
    Then Adam and Eve is seperate from "Earth made"

    By Jmg1792 [Affiliate User] 1219958308 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • he says earth made ...

    he says earth made adam & eve......????

    By xdmagnum [Affiliate User] 1219938401 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ...I don't know why ...

    ...I don't know why I keep watching this...but I do... and it rocks. lol.

    Pull it together, people. It's just a video. Don't get offended. I'm not. Like... dudes. Really. Shut the hell up, guys. :]

    By degrassigirl06 [Affiliate User] 1219936927 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • You guys are idiots ...

    You guys are idiots. They're not mocking the bible, it's a F**king video for entertainment. Get over it.

    By Kimblee18 [Affiliate User] 1219903107 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • haha thats funny

    haha thats funny

    By supersexy1111 [Affiliate User] 1219884379 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • well i don't think ...

    well i don't think they are
    their just say stuff that happened in the bible in a minute

    By keilah136 [Affiliate User] 1219874726 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • they seem to be ...

    they seem to be dissin it, but i could be wrong

    By narutouzumakifan191 [Affiliate User] 1219872888 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • how are they ...

    how are they mocking it?
    their just saying what happened
    and their not dissing it

    By keilah136 [Affiliate User] 1219871831 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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