Dilbert: Flailing Corpse of Misery and Don't Do Anything

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Boss Wally Nothing Mice Fake Out Work Slacker Lazy Dilbert Catbert Attitude Project Corpse Brains Death
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http://www.dilbert.com/animation by Scott Adams. RingTales presents a Dilbert Animated Cartoon. Dilbert makes the best of a bad situation and Wally is given permission to do nothing. In Flailing Corpse of Misery, Catbert says, Your boss says you have a bad attitude. Dilbert says, Thats because my project is a flailing corpse of misery, and my boss donated his brain to a gum museum. If I had a good attitude in this situation, it would be a signal of mental imbalance. My bad attitude is proof that I am thinking clearly. Are you going to compliment me on my clarity or demand I be irrational? Catbert says, Im putting you in charge of the employee morale festival. Dilbert says, I have a sudden urge to grab you by the tail and beat myself to death. Catbert replies, Thats how I know I won the meeting.. In Don't Do Anything, The Boss says, Wally, Dont do anything until we get the market research data. Wally says, No longer must I put my hand on the mouse when I hear the footsteps. Yes!!.

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Dilbert: Flailing Corpse of Misery and Don't Do Anything

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  • This is quality ...

    This is quality comedy :)
    Awesome episodes!

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  • "All I do all day ...

    "All I do all day is surf the Internet and drink coffee, why should I pay for that?"
    Now, he doesn't even have to use the mouse when he hears foot steps... I want Wally's job!
    (politics do that job, don't the... elect me for sumthin next time, mmmkay?)

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  • lol

    lol

    By magicsforce [Affiliate User] 1251534735 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This was wonderful. ...

    This was wonderful. VERY funny. I really like the new style of Dilbert short cartoons! Thanks Scott Adams!

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  • the tv show was ...

    the tv show was soooo much better

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