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Opening A Garage Door "The Jewish Way"

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A man tries to open a garage door with the opener, but it refuses to work. A rabbi pulls up and blows a shofar (ram's horn) and the garage door opens immediately. This is really funny

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Opening A Garage Door "The Jewish Way"

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  • hahaha see the ...

    hahaha see the jewish guy lookin like a pimp! Beware of the magic powers of Jews haha

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    hehehehehehehehehehehhe it's huge!
    the way he thumbs up after he opened the door he looks like a pimpin' jewish
    shofar it's better than 9mm

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  • fo u have a pic of ...

    fo u have a pic of the remote

    By mikegeor [Affiliate User] 1212408258 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Thanks that is a ...

    Thanks that is a very good response I didn't realize they were used in battle.

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  • This video is ...

    This video is brilliant. The comments, alas, speak for themselves...

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  • suldenfreak: Your ...

    suldenfreak:

    Your quote: "I'm with Ben Franklin"

    Rebuttal: The anti-Semitic statement that you are alluding to, was falsely attributed to Benjamin Franklin. It is just another Jew-hating hoax, and first began circulating [in print], circa 1934. Currently, it's making the rounds again, as an internet driven 'urban legend'.

    * Read the following articles:

    1) en (dot) wikipedia (dot) org/wiki/The_Franklin_Prophecy

    2) adl (dot) org/special_reports/franklin_prophecy/franklin_intro (dot) asp

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  • meggafish: This ...

    meggafish:

    This anti-Semitic statement, falsely attributed to Benjamin Franklin, first began circulating [in print], circa 1934. It is currently making the rounds again, as an internet driven, 'urban legend'.

    * Reference the following two articles:

    1) en (dot) wikipedia (dot) org/wiki/The_Franklin_Prophecy

    2) adl (dot) org/special_reports/franklin_prophecy/franklin_intro (dot) asp

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  • salvinorinman: ...

    salvinorinman:

    Great question! And actually, these Jewish filmmakers; via their humor, are showing the prominence of the shofar in our [Jewish] history, and collective psyche(s).

    To clarify, the shofar has many uses, including: (a) in biblical times, they were used, in battle, to make tactical changes, or to sound warnings, and, (b) in ancient times, as well as today, shofars figure prominently in our religious services, e.g., Rosh Hashanah, and Yom Kippur.

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  • Wow.. what a load ...

    Wow.. what a load of S**t So.. you think less than two percent of the population will "rule and destroy" the rest? You're insanely stupid. And about Portugal and Spain.. it's called the Inquisition you F**king retard. Someone has been reading too much off of their Nazi cereal boxes at breakfast. You're a lousy worthless goy and I'd knock your damn teeth out of your head if I could.

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  • I'm with Ben ...

    I'm with Ben Franklin

    By suldenfreak [Affiliate User] 1207596616 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • stick that S**t up ...

    stick that S**t up your ass so you can tell your grandmother you are not longer an anal virgin. That would excuse you from getting ass raped every morning in the shower by your dad.

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  • love the moshav in ...

    love the moshav in the backround

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  • "Jews really arent ...

    "Jews really arent funny are they?" [Sic] -- mozaks80

    Spoken like a true goy!

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  • Sad But True!

    Sad But True!

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  • Sad But True!

    Sad But True!

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