Onion News Network: The U.S. Moat

i am sick of illegal immigrants coming into the counrty ILLEGALLY and then have the f-ing nerve to start demanding rights and privelages from our government. total hypocrites.you know most mexicans hate americans.S**t they were chanting "bin laden!" when the US soccer team went to play the mexico team in mexico.and what do you think would happen to me if i went to mexico and started to demand rights in a foreign country? this gringo's body would never be found. OK? so they need to shut the f up

The problem with catapulting diseased cows is more complex. Infecting, transport and storage logistics are just too expensive.

I would suggest "harvesting" already diseased mexican hookers and transvestites in the Houston / San Antonio corridor.

These units could be easily re-located using mexican labor (coralling / bus transport / motel 8 storage) to the assigned catapult staging areas along the border. While in "storage" they could be farmed out to service the influx of mexican immigrants gg

you're mom's a mexican

my dad was a Mexican immigrant. I am first generation Hispanic, I am half Mexican and from my mom's side I am half Irish.

Without my "worthless Mexican immigrant father, who yes didn't have much, coming here, I would have never of been born.

now look at my videos and tell me I'm worthless

lol indeed it is... however mexico is the 9th country with most billionaires in the world.. just above the UK those bastards :D and the world's richest man happens to be a Mexican (so much for bill gates' title of nobility) so all in all... they could be worse

Worthless are they? You're goin straight to hell with that attitude.

we should build a wall on the mexican border and let rabid dogs free on their side to keep them out or kill them who cares mexicans are worthless anyway.

i love that the "since ... " changes every time :D

mexicans sink like rocks?????????????? the onion rules!

catapult technology? LMAO

I think we are behind the Mexican Goverment-They allready are trying this on their southern border.I also think we should just get off our high horse and become a third world country like Mexico,I mean, the whole "melting pot" idea is soooo outdated! Why not import everyone elses peasants and then instead of giving them a piece of the pie or encourge them to become Americans like us-lets keep them poor, illiterate and underpaid NO, DON'T LEARN ENGLISH WE LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE --suckers!

yes, i see. we'll get prisoners and give them pick axes and shovels. and we can easily import the lava from hawaii. hilary and barack have to hear about this.

mexicans, affording to come to the us? ha that is one small percentage

Mexican are not buoyant!

i've got the T-shirt.

The Rio Grande can be walked across. At least it makes a good border marker.
America the melting pot should welcome the entire world to blend into our society at a manageable rate, not just allow Mexican overpopulation to overwhelm our culture and language. Our present "no policy" is racism because it favors one race. Mexicans aren't the only group that would love (and could afford) to come to America. Excess housing allows an increase in immigration - OK, but not without controls, please.