Nike - My Better Is Better Than Your Better (v3)

This is the third commercial in the current "My Better is Better" ad campaign by Nike created by Wieden+Kennedy. We are big fans of the ad and thank Nike wholeheartedly for the inspiration for our current commercials. (You can see our videos here: http://thelist.wearit.com/commercial) All rights to this commercial belong to Nike and Wieden+Kennedy. All other trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owners.

Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Portland
Title: My Better Is Better Than Your Better
Product: Nike SPARQ Training
Talent: LaDanian Tomlinson, Adrian Peterson, Steve Nash, Kevin Durant, Brandon Roy, Diana Taurasi, Matt Holliday, Kyle Harrison; Ryan Powell, Landon Donovan, Hope Solo, Abby Wambach, Pete Carroll

Lines from My Better Is Better Than Your Better - third commercial:
My fast is faster than your fast.
My fast is all faster.
I got strong all day.
Stronger.
Quicker.
Quicker than your quicker.
I'll give you a head start.
You underestimate my agility.
My agility is the CEO of the United Global Agility Corporation.
I break the backboard right now.
My quick is quick.
Quickety Quick.
My quick and my fast had a baby named him speedy.
You are not that fast.
X-ray vision.
My strong apologizes for making your strong look like cottage cheese.
I apologize.
Man, I hate cottage cheese.
Hey anyone got any batteries?
My better
My better
My better
Is better than your better.
You guys saw that right? Yeah.

See WearIt.com's parodies of this commercial here: http://thelist.wearit.com/commercial/morestylish