Bigbang -Funny Play Gdragon & Top (Eng Subs on Side of Description)

LOL i found this on a korean website. and i thought i could sub it and show it to you guys. Subs are on the side...

TOP: yes Ill get everything ready right away.
Gdragon: [sits down]
TOP: Where would you like to go today Samonim?
Gdragon: Please go to Saangdoong ee builing.
TOP: Yes maam
Gdragon: [scratches nose]
TOP: Were here Sammonim
Gdragon: Okay then, go and see whos hyung first.
TOP: !?!?!?!??!
Gdragon: Driver Choi?
TOP: Yes Sammonim.
Gdragon: Did you know that I am puuut good at English? U wanna hear?
TOP: Yes
Gdragon: First of all, when u first meet you go HELLO DRIVER CHOI~
And then.. when you ask How much is this? u go, HOW MUCH DRIVER CHOI~ Then there is one more. When you part with others you say : GOODBYE DRIVER CHOI~
TOP: Uhh. You did well Sammonim ^^;;
Gdragon: I pretty good rite? Heh. I go very far~ oh yes and where are we going?
TOP: We are going to a concert. Saejjangnim sent tickets.
Gdragon: oh?
TOP: [hands over the ticket]
Gdragon: Oh I know them .. big BAAHNG .. nice name they got there
TOP: Uhh Sammonim .. its not big BAAHNG its big bang BIG BANG!
Gdragon: Driver Choi.
TOP: yes Sammonim?
Gdragon: ARE YOU GOING TO BE THIS WAY ?? [displeased] Driver Choi?
TOP: yes Sammonim?
Gdragon: But do they know how to dance? Oh you know, big bang dance..
TOP: uhh well
Gdragon: Driver Choi? HURRY~
TOP: [gets up and starts dancing]
Gdragon: omg omg omg WOW good~~ you dance so well!! [slaps TOPs butt]
STOP RIGHT HERE.
TOP: [frozen with Gdragons hand still on TOPs Butt]
Gdragon: Oh my. I like this pose. [rubbing TOPs butt]
Driver Choi?
TOP: Yes Sammonim?
Gdragon: HURRY AND DRIVE~ NOWWW~~~
The End.