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Return to Sender- Elvis Presley

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1962 Elvis Presley :)

Return to sender, return to sender
I gave a letter to the post man, he put it his sack.
Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back.
She wrote upon it:

Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat,
I'd write "I'm sorry" but my letter keeps coming back.

So when I dropped it in the mailbox, I sent it "Special D"
Bright and early next morning, it came right back to me.
She wrote upon it:

Return to sender, address unknown.
No such person, no such zone.

This time I'm gonna take it myself
And put it right in her hand
And if it comes back the very next day
Then I'll understand.
The writing on it:

Return to sender, address unknown.
No such person, no such zone.
Return to sender, return to sender.

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Return to Sender- Elvis Presley

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  • YOU GET A WIFE..... ...

    YOU GET A WIFE.....LOSER instead of watching youtube videos. (To JeremysVideos2)

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  • YOU GET A WIFE..... ...

    YOU GET A WIFE.....LOSER.

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  • "I didn't care ...

    "I didn't care though I'm not like your ex anyway - I don't waste my time chasing after lame immature women like yourself."...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    "RETURN TO DUMB SENDER"................(GET A LIFE YOURSELF....Im pretty sure you are surfing the web thanks to your MOM“s permission.........And Im pretty sure you dont even have FRIENDS............LOSER.......)

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  • Get a life "brender ...

    Get a life "brender". I was joking. Every man on the planet (and many women as well) has had a person they were dating or interested in pretend to not be home when they call etc.. instead of just being an adult about it and just saying how they felt. That's why this song appeals to so many. I made that joke because you were talking about marking a letter "address unknown". I didn't care though I'm not like your ex anyway - I don't waste my time chasing after lame immature women like yourself.

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  • In fact............ ...

    In fact............I already returned JeremysVideos2 messages right to his inbox...and he is also in the "ignore" button.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....F**king ASSHOLE.

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  • JeremysVideos2: ...

    JeremysVideos2: F**kING BITCH YOUR F**kING MOTHER....Sorry I couldnt resist that one EITHER..........

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  • "I want to do this ...

    "I want to do this to my ex-boyfriend who keeps coming back....I want to return his letters...."No such number" "No such zone"...."
    "Good for you! Do it!"

    OMG! F**kING BITCHES!!!!! Lol jk... Sorry I just could't resist that one...

    Seriously though everyone who likes this song should check out "Mr Telephone man New Edition" well most of you probably already know it... from the early 80's it's in the same vein and has a great funny video... check it out!

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  • Good for you! Do ...

    Good for you! Do it!

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  • This song was ...

    This song was featured in the movie "Castaway", close to the end where Tom Hanks is driving with this song on the radio.

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  • Happy Birthday ...

    Happy Birthday Elvis, we share today as our birthday, you were the most beautiful man, with a face that was made by angels... god bless you x

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