The trials and tribulations of two friends and a really weird man.
ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
NEXT DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOR NEVER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- TILL THE END
Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake
You're the icing you'd be the sponge
When we're together we become
A perfect way to end a perfect dinnertime
Quite substantial, glass of wine
A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion...
Digest this factual piece of evidence
I'm your butter you're my toast
The gravy on my Sunday roast
I'm not a fan of your roasts...
What do you mean,
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day... I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts, I don't know what to say
Then you should shut your mouth
ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
GO TAKE SOME SINGING LESSONS
WHAT WAS THAT? -- NOTHING TWAT
YOU'RE A PRICK
EAT MY SHIT, NO THANK YOU
IT WOULDN'T BE NICE
Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit
Quite nice arse great pair of tits
Well that's not relevant...
You're full of shit and that's quite relevant
I'm gonna have a think...
Will you tell me what you think of?...
One day we're friends,
The next we're not
It's so confusing the why's and what (what)
The hell I thought that we were friends just now...
Then I remember we had a row
We're like brad pitt and angela
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun
Stop being pussys and go and work your
Problems out son cuz I'm done
ONE DAY WE'RE BORN TOGETHER
NEXT DAY IT'S STORMY WEATHER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- FUCK YOU BENDER
ONE DAY I'M YOUR BLOOD BROTHER
NEXT DAY IT'S 'FUCK YOUR MOTHER'
NO OFFENCE -- TELL YOUR MUM
I THINK SHE'S QUITE NICE
THAT PARTICULAR DIG
WAS DIRECTED AT YOU... and not your mother
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