CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

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Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.

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CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

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  • one liners

    Apparently, it does exactly what it was meant to do, judging from the comments.

    It can only get better from that point on!

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  • awesome video and ...

    awesome video and has anyone noticed that Gil and Mac in the other CSI Francise's have started to do one liners before the titles?

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  • david caruso's ...

    david caruso's hands are surgically sewn to his hips.

    By TFPGuitar [Affiliate User] 1210930683 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • who writes this ...

    who writes this crap?!?!
    Even worse, who watches?!

    By jackhammerpt [Affiliate User] 1210916653 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I think all of ...

    I think all of those "yeeaah"s... will my head explode.

    By oywidapoodles [Affiliate User] 1210893584 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • could you imagine ...

    could you imagine if he were a teacher. Or even worse ...president?

    Mr. President...the white house caught on fire.

    Well then Condi, that wouldn't make it white after all, would it?

    "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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  • (not being original ...

    (not being original here but: )
    "i" before "e"
    *puts ont sunglasses*
    Except after "c"
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • It is starting to ...

    It is starting to look forced.

    By symphix [Affiliate User] 1210856765 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I'm so tired of ...

    I'm so tired of David Caruso's imitation of Captain Kirk and Hawaii Five-O's McGarrett

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  • That is pure gold!! ...

    That is pure gold!!!!!!!!! Right now *puts on sunglasses* im gonna watch another episode of csi miami
    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
    LMAO

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  • LOL, this is just ...

    LOL, this is just gold. I've been watching CSI Miami alot recently and I knew he overuses the sunglasses, but this video shows he just abuses everything. Its like:
    There is a cop explaining the situation - He begins to say his one liner and pauses for about 4 seconds (To put his sunnies on!) - finishes the rest of the line and then walks off the camera as the music begins! Yet, I can't help but admire this guy. He's a classic.

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  • what a classic ...

    what a classic video, but what a dickhead!

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  • "Well, what are you ...

    "Well, what are you going to do?"

    *puts on sunglasses* I'm going to post a text comment

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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  • Well *puts on ...

    Well *puts on sunglasses* we'll see about that


    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    By tgaze [Affiliate User] 1210828927 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH! ...

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

    By 555felix123 [Affiliate User] 1210793980 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • haha did u get " ...

    haha did u get "putting the button on the scenes" from jim carrey? one of my favorite impressions.

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  • LOL, I SOOO happy ...

    LOL, I SOOO happy that you made this video!! I love CSI:Miami, but I used to get so annoyed by his character and the overly dramatic bad acting. But now I've come to enjoy his corny one liners... And to see them complied like this is hilarious!! I love it!! :)

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  • I hate it soooo ...

    I hate it soooo much!!! Not CSI, *puts on sunglasses*. just that guy! =P

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  • Awesome video, Well ...

    Awesome video, Well done

    By dvo316 [Affiliate User] 1210761127 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I think I'm going ...

    I think I'm going to... *puts on sunglasses*... Post a comment.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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  • Caruso: the ...

    Caruso: the definition of deadpan. After about ten one-liners, he sounds just a tad ridiculous!!!

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  • that "YEAH" gets ...

    that "YEAH" gets funnier everytime!

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  • Excellent and well ...

    Excellent and well done CSI miami is the best show over here in the u.k a the moment. and cannot wait 4 season 7 any1 knw when it is goin to be aired,.

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  • Whoever you are who ...

    Whoever you are who made this, you are my hero. There's NOTHING like Caruso puttin' the button on those scenes...

    "Yes, Frank...the verdict is in...*shades*...but the jury is out." YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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  • lol I never noticed ...

    lol I never noticed this before

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  • THE best quote: ...

    THE best quote:
    Car Owner: "Oh my God, what is that?"
    Horatio: "THAT is brain matter."
    Car Owner: "But..., what does it mean?"
    Horatio: "It means...(puts on sunglasses) someone is dead."

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