Kinghuman Cult! NOT K80Blog Cult!!!

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  • Added: 16-Jun-08

Join Now!
Get yur cult medallion
Give me all yur assets
Shave yur head
Kick k80Blog's cult members asses!

To get yur ofishul Kinghuman cult medalion and become a General in the KH cult yu must be one of the first ten subscribers to make a video reply of yurself citing the KH cult pledge of allegiance & attach it to this video...

"I YOUR NAME, do hereby swear that I pledge myself to the cult of Kinghuman. I will do as he commands in all matters. As a cult member I swear to always have bail money available for my leader Kinghuman. I swear to make sure Kinghuman never has to fly coach class, dring domestic champaigne or smoke anything less than Cuban Robustos! I promise to devote my life to recruiting more cult members for the further glory of my leader Kinghuman. I will cult for no other as long as I shall live and I will kill any rival cultists on sight (especially those bastard K80Blog cultist members!). This I do hereby solemnly swear under penalty of slight pain (kinda like a stubbed toe on a cold day kinda pain).
AMEN and Sayonara.

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Kinghuman Cult! NOT K80Blog Cult!!!

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  • New cult member...

    I already have the cult haircut,but no video cam...maybe I can stay up till 3am and find one on eBay!! Good luck with the cult,keep up with the xlnt vids...maybe I can be a grunt in the cult one of these days. Right on Dave!!!

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  • This video's a joke ...

    This video's a joke right? I kinda hope so.

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  • DO NOT WOUND WHAT ...

    DO NOT WOUND WHAT YOU CANT KILL

    By Dalxyn [Affiliate User] 1214292611 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ┫　　｜　｜　　┣┓　　┏┓ COPY ......

    ┫　　｜　｜　　┣┓　　┏┓ COPY and PASTE
    ┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　　┣┫ if this was a
    　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓　 complete waste
    　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　　　　┃　 of your time!!
    ━━━━┃　┃　　　　┗━┳┳━┛ LAME VID

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  • uprise against this ...

    uprise against this new age hitler!! hes recruitiing youtube nazi's to take over..
    HEY ITS YOUTUBE THAT MEANS YOU DECIDE WHAT THE VIDEOS ARE it isnt KINGTUBE we must rise up against and kill this youzi= you tube nazi
    KILL THE KING KILL THE KING!!! copy and paste! too all his videos!

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  • uprise against this ...

    uprise against this new age hitler!! hes recruitiing youtube nazi's to take over..
    HEY ITS YOUTUBE THAT MEANS YOU DECIDE WHAT THE VIDEOS ARE it isnt KINGTUBE we must rise up against and kill this youzi= you tube nazi
    KILL THE KING KILL THE KING!!! copy and paste! too all his videos!

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  • lol ill be in

    lol ill be in

    By dashman02 [Affiliate User] 1214254549 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • k,ya totally had me ...

    k,ya totally had me till ya told me it's not gonna be like the hale-bop/marshall applewhite deal...(already gots my nike kicks and purple shroud)betcha don't remember last year when i said I'd shave my head/do the pink mohawk thingy;)...you rock,baby!

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  • You had me until ...

    You had me until you wanted my hair! I just cut off 10 inches to give to locks of love so Im feeling kind of attached to the rest right now! lol

    Helives!

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  • im scared of planes ...

    im scared of planes,i dont mean im scared of flying....i mean being near onegives me shortness of breath and an elevated heart rate. damn and i was good with everything else too.

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  • Damn!! If only I ...

    Damn!! If only I didnt have to shave my head!! I love that bling~

    By Tobie2 [Affiliate User] 1213659601 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ...not so ...

    ...not so interested but i h8 when people do that lol happens all the time to me. anyways goodluck with this cult thing..

    By LEDRANGE [Affiliate User] 1213657846 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol i want a ...

    lol i want a medallion but i can't shave my head lol, im a girl.

    By darfurnub [Affiliate User] 1213654557 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I am not down with ...

    I am not down with the liquefying of my assets part.

    By Seabrook78in [Affiliate User] 1213651126 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • been shaving my ...

    been shaving my head for years, so thats no problem. And ye, you can have all my money, except, after I pay my bills i got dick all...all yours if you want =)

    Am i in!

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  • The madallions ...

    The madallions looks awsome...but shaving my head? Well I would like one of those things. Hmm Although I do like kh and would want to be in that cult..

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