The Midnight Beast - Pizza in Ibiza

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Directed by Adam Barton

Created by The Midn...
http://bit.ly/pizzaibiza
^^Buy Pizza In Ibiza on iTunes NOW^^

Directed by Adam Barton

Created by The Midnight Beast

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Lyrics...

We're going to Ibiza,

It's just like England with sun

There's lots of English people

Having English fun

 

If you don't leave home much

This is the place to be

We'll dance to bullshit dj's

Playing bullshit beats

 

No better way to sunbathe

With a KFC

No need for rubbish bins,

Just throw it in the sea

 

I thought I'd live a little,

Try some new foods but

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

 

Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet

Eating a lovely Margarita

 

Pizza in Ibiza

Watching the waves wash up a sheath

Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a lovely pepperoni

 

The clubs will suck you dry,

More than the mosquitos

The cheapest drink you'll find, only fourteen euros

 

The cities packed with beauties,

Always underdressed

You better bring your own baps

'Cause it's a sausage fest

 

We buying drugs, and taking them in clubs

Oh shit we just bought aspirin

We really feel like mugs

 

We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila

But can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach

 

Not like we knew you're from England

Without you waving a flag

What happens here in beefa, stays in beefa

Till you're tagged

 

Then your girlfriend sees you riding,

On a stripper-snorting blow

When she dumps you, you think 'fuck her... 'cause she can't take a joke'

 

I thought I'd live a little,

Try some new foods but

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

 

Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet

Eating a lovely Margarita

 

Pizza in Ibiza

Watching the waves wash up a breezer

Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a loverly Calzone

 

Ride the bus

Stuffed crust

Living like kings

Chicken wings

 

And then a salad!

What?

COVERED IN CHEEEEESSSEEEEE! OHHHH!!!

And then we all catch a venereal disease

 

Throwing up

Stuffed crust

Have a fight

Cheesy bites

 

A+E, can't feel your head

With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread
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