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The Onion: NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast

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On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles.

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The Onion: NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast

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  • Dan Amon does an ...

    Dan Amon does an excellent job of explaining the intricacies and complexity of Nascar driving. Unfortunately he neglected to mention that the race cars require gasoline in order to complete the race. Many drivers forget to fill their tanks prior to the race and end up stuck on the track or in the pit area. Also, and here is where it gets complicated, they need to ADD gas at some point during the race or they will stall on the racetrack. I'm surprised Amon didn't bring that up.

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  • u mean to say your ...

    u mean to say your legs have become jello too?

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  • there is no ghetto ...

    there is no ghetto in the country u see only kikes and nuggerrzz live in dem places and they in theur city u hear me?

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  • This is funny even ...

    This is funny even thought I'm a Nascar fan lol..

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  • F1's dire bollackal ...

    F1's dire bollackal only over taking is in the pits, F1's gone down hill since the late 70's and im a brit and i prefer to watch Nascar tbh.

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  • F1 is better.

    F1 is better.

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  • lol at the rapist ...

    lol at the rapist foiled by skort in the first news story

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  • LOL!!! extremly ...

    LOL!!! extremly funny!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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  • this is true

    this is true

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  • So, if you win in ...

    So, if you win in Iraq/Afghanistan, talibans/insurgents get the silver medal

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