The Amputee Rap by Josh Sundquist

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FRIEND ME! http://www.Facebook.com/JoshSundquistFans TWITTER http://www.Twitter.com/JoshSundquist WEBSITE http://www.JoshSundquist.com/ Here's what it's like to walk a mile in my shoe(s). http://www.AmputeeRap.com LYRICS I got one leg but a smile on my face You'd be smiling too If you had my par-king space My leg is cut off Way up at the hip But I using these crutches I run pretty quick Using these crutches I ghost ride the whip When I walk by People stare and they gawk, I'm a handicapped hustler with a natural pimp walk Did you lose your leg in Iraq? No, I lost it in a shark attack. The real true answer Lost my leg cancer, But it don't stop me I'm a one legged dancer I can break and c-walk And soldier boy too, I can do the stanky leg g How bout you? I go hard on the dance floor Set it on fire Crutch tips worn down So I'm a low rider I was reading up on twitter Some guy wrote a tweet Said he can't dance Cause he's got two left feet Now he's my follower Says I'm his hero Cause when it comes to left feet Yo I got zero. People always trying to hold the door once they notice I got less than four A-M-P-U-T-E-E Listen up people don't feel sorry for me! A-M-P-U-T-E-E The glass is half full I still got three! In morning I wake up ten seconds after you Cause when I put my swag on I only tie one shoe And when I do the laundry It totally rocks Because unlike you I don't hafta pair my socks I ain't scared to fight No not one bit I'll just unleash My pendulum kick I'll swing my arm and crack your cranium Cause these crutches Are made outta titanium To borrow the expression Give it some context I'm a one legged man In an ass-kicking contest Because of modern science I am what I am Thanks to technology I'm a bionic man I don't need no grills I think you'll agree I got something better It's a hydrolic knee You proud of your bling? Cracker what? Cracker please This leg right here Cost 25 g's Rappers think they the realist Chasing money cash hoes I'm more real than all ya'll And I got fake toes Rappers deal with snitches I deal with stitches I spend my riches Making customized britches Which is Why I look so fly A-M-P-U-T-E-E Listen up people don't feel sorry for me! A-M-P-U-T-E-E The glass is half full I still got three! Here's some information I don't know when you might need this It's a list of pranks You can do with a prosthesis Hide that fake leg in Unexpected places Like toilets and beds Then watch people's faces Or hang the prosthesis Out the drunk of your car. And then park it beside Your local grave yard. A great way to add Some fun to your life Go out in public Stab your leg with a knife beat: RockItPro.com When I'm not making videos, I'm a motivational speaker: http://j.mp/motivational-speaker
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