By Bad Seed
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This one manages to offend both Jews and blacks ... but note the name of this blog. We can't bow down to political correctness all the time. Just pretend we are back in more carefree days when people believed in "Sticks and stones .... "
A black guy and a Jew arrive at the pearly gates at the same time. Saint Peter asks the black guy what he desires most. He answers, "I'd like a million dollars."
Saint Peter reaches under his desk and pulls out a briefcase loaded with $100 bills. He hands it over to the black guy who is delighted and skips off into the clouds.
Saint Peter then says to the Jew, "I suppose that you'd like a million dollars, too." The Jew says, "No, just give me about 50 bucks worth of cheap trinkets and show me which way that n****r went."