Shoot'em Up Scene

BAD. ASS.

LOL - After he brains someone with a squash: "You just got... squashed."

that's the F**king point. Jesus. Notice how tnone of the minions laughed after he said that? And when they DO laugh, it's obviously forced?

NOTHING is more retarded than Epic Movie. I regret even putting that in caps.
REally, though. I'm not stupid, and I enjoyed the movie. You say it's mindless, but perple actually died in pretty clever ways that probably required lots of planning. The action actually has depth. Not even LOTR's action has as much depth as this. I mean, REALLY! If this movie doesn't entertain, WHAT DOES? SPACE JAM?

Dude it carrots because they are good for the eyesight and he just so happens to be a sharps shooter.

no way dude. This movie blows the S**t out of those.

great movie

i loved this film
so bad ass...but
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE CARROTS?
WHY NOT SOMETHING COOL...LIKE...A BUTTERNUT SQUASH?
LOL

This is why I hate pirate movies.

lol Rambo didnt have sex in it at all. And its still the #1 Badass movie of all time next to Terminator 1 and 2.

Rambo for one was deffinatly not stupid my friend. Except the new one was a little too short compared to the old movies.

Its satire...ignorant humorless pricks usually don't recognize it when they see it

Lol jeez calm down its satire and funny S**t

i think they ment the action was stupid

I dont know. People are complaining about its stupidity, so what? Which Action Film is not stupid?
I like its fast going. I like its style. The soundtrack. Almost everything. It was a fresh action movie wich i thought never would come back. And this scene one of the best scenes in the movie, i especially like how the two songs from Midnight Movies are cut together. These are all points which i missed in crank. Crank sucked big time.

having sex while in a gun fight, dosen't get more bad ass than that

It's this scene that makes people love action movies in general: Sex & Violence

What can anyone say? Sex Sells

How lucky was Clive Owen? Seriously?

Worst. Movie. Ever.

This person wins.

if u ask me nearly all of u are fuckin tools hu cares about storyline or S**t just have a laugh nd watch the film and u cnt get 2hrs back so go F**k urself u fagits!!!!!!

Thumbs up dude! Thank you. Finally someone with a brain posts in this thread! The rest of these commenters are all idiots.

have you seen meet the spartans? your dumb for thinking this is a serious movie and it's not. it doesn't want to be taken seriously. it just wants to have fun and try stuff over the top and have fun with it. it is definetly a mindless action movie. if you just go with it. you'll like it alot more.

this movie clearly doesn't want to take itself seriously. yeah it's a mindless action movie but it works. this is a movie where you just want to see cool action scenes and have fun. it is stupid but it's not trying to be clever.