WOW! Lost Demo of Bruce Lee!

i got a better one
everytime you masturbate, bruce lee kicks a mexican kid in the head

You thumb has two bones in it and your fingers have three, so that makes it your thumb. Lol.

that joke is proly older then u...

a) bruce lee is pimp

b) chuck norris...he is one dimensional. From Walker Texas Ranger, he had only one move and it never failed him - the spinning round house kick, and yet every time he would catch the bad guy off guard. All they had to do was duck and shoot back.

c) so...with Chuck Norris jokes, it seems applicable whereas bruce lee...its so weak.

wow that's something I didn't know about him!

lol

lol yur joke is gay

aw come'on stop with those jokes about chuck norris. we need to start making some for Bruce. i got one, when bruce lee does a punch, his fist doesnt move forward, the whole earth moves backward.

=)

I guess you can say you are the greatest that ever lived if you were Chuck Norris' master.. Because when Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down

i think thay sad that for the Muay Thai knee kick,a flying kung fu kick is actualy one of the weekest.
ps:bruce lees kicks were sertanly more powerful than the ordinary kung fu flying kick.i have newer seen him perform a flying kung fu kick

um, didn't they teach you that you have five fingers on each hand in kindergarden?

we shouldn't have to go back over that now


but why not =]

if the thumbs were not fingers then they would teach you that you have eight fingers on each hand

Remember the documentary Fight Science? In the show they calculated a flying kick from a martial artist and said it was equal in force to a 35mph car crash!

What is it then?

ur thumb isnt a finger

Wow... Bruce didnt teach himself how to fight... He took Wing Chun lessons from Yip Man for about 6 years and then moved to america after getting in trouble b/c of a street fight. Once he got to America he took tae kwon do and boxing lessons. After that he started teaching wing chun at the university he was attending... Then growing up as an actor, he wanted to get back in show business. Although they didnt accept him at first, he eventually took the industry by suprise w/ his amazing skills...