Dave Chappelle

DOMINONS FREEZE!! NOW... 1 of you mutha fu**kas is gonna tip me.

it's not his best, but its still funny

man i'm so proud you can copy it off wikipedia, now that you knwo what it means you might want to use it in the proper context

A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).

define it

Douche Bag!!!!!

LOOT A DONUNT SHOP LMAO>>>>>>

it's not all police officers be beating N****rs up...... just most of them

click click click S**k my dick
LMMFAO

and if your muslim in USA you'll be thrown in jail for being a terrorist so stfu you dumb ass mother F**ker :)

lol kid, stfu honestly, you don't want to argue this S**t with me.

rofl nub

OKAY..wow..same with the US. were not perfect either and we also made mistkaes. ur a dumbass because ur tha one that started all these conversations by saying how america thinks were still free and what not saying that were in such big hole, soo, dont talk about our country, u stupid bitch..

i know right? Whymex69x is a dumbass ignorant bitch..dont even mind him, he cant explain himself simply bekuz he has no explanation..

ohh mah goodness, let me guess ur a F**king guy from the UK hating on the US.. of coarse were not free, weve never been free, if we had absolute freedom US wouldnt be wat it is today. However dumbshit, the word free means we have the freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and a whole lot of S**t that other countries dont have. For example, if u go to china saying u are christian, i guarentee in the next 48 hrs ull be hung. So bak off u ignorant bitch, its USA ALL DAY!!

u big dumb dumb, martin lawrence is the host of this show and u only watched like 5 seconds of the film because dave chappelle comes out after, so ur the dumbass and the asshole for calling other people assholes u dumb S**t ...