All the Tali romance scenes from Mass Effect 2, put together with a dash of cheesy editing. Footage taken from the PC version, maxed out.
Suicide Mission guide:
-Get the three ship upgrades: new armor, upgraded shields, and new main gun.
(Use only LOYAL members for the following)
-For vent tech, choose only Legion, Kasumi, or Tali
-As the second group leader, choose only Garrus, Miranda, or Jacob.
-Send Mordin back with the Normandy crew. Any loyal member can be sent back, but Mordin is best since he dies easily.
-For the biotic shield holder, choose only Jack or Samara/Morinth
-For the other team leader, again choose only Garrus, Miranda, or Jacob.
-Leave some of the tougher defenders behind while you go fight the Reaper; try and leave behind Grunt, Zaeed, Garrus, and Legion. The two people you take with you are guaranteed to live, as long as they're loyal.