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Kirby puppet created by Aipe. Check out her DeviantArt page here http:// and her Youtube channel here:

Special thanks to Jake Rugino for teaching me some special effects tricks and his girlfriend Marissa Beskin for sitting patiently for two and a half hours while he did it.

Special thanks to Doug Cowell for hauling his portable green-screen to AAC for me! 

Thanks to the attendees of AAC (Another Anime Con) in Nashua, NH for providing such a colorful mob of runners! I'm pretty sure there was more than one Misty from Pokemon and at least one Naruto!

And thanks to Ben Hernandez and Armen Cholaghian for helping with the Flosstober intro (Yes, I did carve a pumpkin of my own face).

The Kirby "I Want You Inside Me" shirt can be bought from the SharkRobot store here:

And finally, a very special thanks to my little nephew Jackson who provided the voice of the unfortunate kosher-eating kid. Any complaints about that moment may be sent directly to my Jew-loving ass. 

There he is
He's the puffball we call Kirby
And Dreamland's the place he defends
Ain't he cute? (He's so cute!)
But he gets a little burpy
Because he devours all his friends
He's got an eating problem

If I saw Kirby coming, I'd probably say, "Quick! Shit your pants if you can, also pee, please!
Better stop, poop and roll 'cause he won't eat you whole if you taste like a fresh batch of feces!

Here he comes
Get your fat ass out of town, he would love you to be in his hole
Say your prayers!
Because once he wolfs you down, he becomes you by stealing your soul
Then he'll go do your girlfriend 

He'll inhale and impale you with teeth no one sees, he likes purple, so watch how you're dressed. 

Kirby's anti-semitic and hungry as hell, he likes kids who eat kosher the best

Kirby's right outside the door, so
Go hide in the closet and weep 

This is it 
He'll eat us and then want more, 
So prepare for a death dark & deep
We're all dead thanks to Kirby.
Soon we'll be Kirby doo doo.

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