Mulan The Bath Scene Fandub-Ready Scene FEMALE

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Hey. Got bored late at night. I know I don't have Mulan on my list of usable movies (which is moot anyway, since the software I use is down.) But let's just say that I CAN make fandub-ready scenes from Mulan, and Lemony Snicket's for that matter. :)

SCRIPT:

Moo Shung Camp, at night

Mushu:
Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?
Mulan:
Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
Mushu:
so a couple guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Myself, I kinda like that corn-chip smell.
Mulan:
[Jumps in the water] Ah.
Mushu:
Okay, all right, alright, that's enough, now c'mon, get out before you get all pruney and stuff.
Mulan:
Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch!
Mushu:
Yeah, yeah. Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Hygiene.

Three (naked) men flash by, laughing.

Mushu:
We're doomed! There're a couple of things I KNOW they're bound to notice!

Mulan ducks into the water as Ling, Yao and Chien-Po jump into the water. She tries to hide herself with a lilypad.

Yao:
Hey, Ping!
Mulan:
Oh, hi, guys, I didn't know you were HERE. I was just washing so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.
Ling:
Come back here! I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.
Chien Po:
And I'm Chien-Po.
Mulan:
Hello, Chien-Po.
Yao:
And I am Yao, King of the Rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it.
Ling:
Oh yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you!
Mulan:
I really don't want to take him anywhere.
Ling:
But, Ping! We have to fight!
Mulan:
No, we don't. We could just close our eyes, and ... swim around!
Ling:
C'mon! Don't' be such a ... OW! Something bit me!
Mushu:
What a nasty flavor.
Ling:
[sees Mushu] SNAKE!!!

While Yao, Chien Po and Ling are shrieking, Mulan whistles for Khan and sneaks away.

Ling:
[huddled on the rock with Chien Po and Yao] Some King of the Rock.
Mulan:
Boy, that was close.
Mushu:
No, that was vile. You owe me big!
Mulan:
I never want to see a naked man again.

A herd of naked men flash by.

Mushu:
Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts.