Molson I Am Canadian

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Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!!

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Molson I Am Canadian

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  • Who cares?

    Who cares?

    By drewandnicole [Affiliate User] 1188241968 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Damn right i proud ...

    Damn right i proud to call myself Canadian

    By GuitarDude6666 [Affiliate User] 1187774991 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • canada ftw

    canada ftw

    By Mitracia [Affiliate User] 1187383094 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • whats wrong with ...

    whats wrong with quebec tonedeff500 im from quebec but my orignal langeg is english... i just learned it threw school

    By siisiimaria [Affiliate User] 1187033859 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Im from quebec lol ...

    Im from quebec lol but i dont rly like it. half the french ppl hate english ppl its rly anoying but yeah go canada lol:D

    By siisiimaria [Affiliate User] 1187033788 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Yeah lol same here

    Yeah lol same here

    By siisiimaria [Affiliate User] 1187033660 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • LOL thats funny!

    LOL thats funny!

    By lazygurll7 [Affiliate User] 1186999182 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol i prononce z ...

    lol
    i prononce z the american way even though i'm canadian

    By AeroKitCheese [Affiliate User] 1186959187 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I heard this guy ...

    I heard this guy was just an American actor lol.

    By camreeno360 [Affiliate User] 1186702996 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • That's right. ...

    That's right. Louisiana and Quebec are similar JUST because of the French. That's it. Don't get your panties in a wad, sheesh.

    By SCE2AUX [Affiliate User] 1186316553 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Are you fucking ...

    Are you fucking serious?! You're actually trying to say that Louisiana and Quebec are similar just because of the French? Wow. Just, Wow. Just goes to show how little you actually know.

    By 6parts7 [Affiliate User] 1186232701 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • HAHAHA, and what ...

    HAHAHA, and what exactly is the US doing to ensure world peace? you started a civil war in iraq for fuck's sake!

    By 6parts7 [Affiliate User] 1186232506 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • you damn idiots its ...

    you damn idiots its all aboot the beer

    By airborne82d [Affiliate User] 1185815577 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Why wuold you say " ...

    Why wuold you say "fuck Canada, go Quebec" when Quebec is part of Canada, douchebag? And to the other guy, who the fuck cares if it's not the second biggest land mass without Quebec ? Canada is still fucking awesome. so you can go die. because Ontario and everything else FTW.

    By shelbykiller [Affiliate User] 1185720446 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • canada wouldnt be ...

    canada wouldnt be the second biggiest land without quebec.

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