Uploaded on April 23, 2012 by Yogi Akal Powered by YouTube
An Exclusive Numerology Reading of the primary cast of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (called The Daily Show until 1999), is a American late night satirical television program airing each Monday through Thursday on Comedy Central and, in Canada, The Comedy Network. Originally hosted by Craig Kilborn until Jon Stewart took over as host in January 1999, making the show more strongly focused on politics and the national media, in contrast with the pop culture focus during Kilborn's tenure. It is currently the longest running program on Comedy Central, and has won sixteen Emmy Awards.
Cast included in today's Numerology Reading include:
1. Jon Stewart
2. Samantha Bee
3. Aasif Mandvi
4. Jason Jones
5. John Oliver
6. Lewis Black
7. Josh Gad
8. John Hodgman
9. Olivia Munn
10. Kristen Schaal
11. Sarah Vowell
and Stephen Colbert
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Welcome to the daily show according to Yogi Akal.
My name is yogi Akal, and today were looking at the cast of the Daily Show, One of my favorite programs, and probably yours too. All around the world people watch this show, but I have not seen the birthdays of the people associated with it, this is my first time looking at it. So I'm going to go through this very quickly, one by one. And see what's happening in twenty twelve for each person.
Jon Stewart, [humph], go for more money. You've already negotiated, negotiate somewhere else and get some more money. You need to make more money this year, more money more money more money. Just in case you're not sure, more money. This is your year to do that because next year you going to want to spend some of that money. You're going to want to use that philanthropically so you're going to need to get more of that now, you have nine months to do it. Go for it, in any case, from any source.
Samantha Bee. Well you're a split personality; there are two of you all the time. One of you is incredibly successful and charismatic, and the other one of you is a person of service. It's an interesting thing. You want so much to make a change in the world so much, so deeply that you will. You've done already a lot in your career. But you'll do a lot more as you get older, and especially when you very very wrinkled. She will be very powerful on this earth.
Aasif Mandvi. [Humph] I hope you're in a relationship because this is the time to start creating on if you're not in one, and if you are in one, time to be really really serious about it. You need a good mentor in your life as well.
Jason Jones. [Humph]. Lots of travel, lots of change, lots of things happening in your life, don't make any decisi0ons right now, everything's all over the place, that's good. Next year everything starts to come together. Don't try to make it all happen now, Have a lot of fun right now, spread your wings a little bit, next year you can bring it all together.
John Oliver. [Humph] [Sigh] This is exciting. This is the last year of life as you know it. For you, life is going to be a whole new world of discovery in twenty thirteen. In twenty thirteen, all the baggage you were born with will simply drop away. This is a mental, emotional, spiritual process, and you will feel very liked, but you don't feel that way now. You will in a year, so just go through it. You feel like you're walking through water sometimes even when things are going well. It's going to pass next year and then things are really going to start to move forward in your life, internally.
Lewis Black. Man you are good. And there is a reason for that. You have double creativity. The good news behind that is that when it is positive it is very responsibly done. But when it's negative, it's horribly depressing. So in your life it's really important you have good breath control. [Chuckle] you have to know how to breathe. I'm a yogi so I recommend Yogic breath, you don't have to do it that way, you just have to know how and when to breath. you're an actor, learn the acting techniques, it will lengthen your life, and it will give you all the courage that you need, because you're going to be called on in more and more precarious situations, and you need to show up every darn time.
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