Saturday Night Live - Natalie Raps

x] cute and angry

totally hot. I WANNA F**k YOU TOO

This is F**king hilarious.

haha, even angry shes still 110% gorgeous

Brilliant

lol woulda never thought

"I'll kill yur F$%king dog for fun so don't push me!" :D

she's such a great actress

" All the kids lookin' up to me can S**k my dick! "

LOL so fucked up but it's funny..

Didn't Chris Parnell do a rap ode to Portman years before that?


I know there was one about Jennifer Garner and Britney Spears.

She is totally convincing as a crazy whore.

A movie like that would be awesome!

idd like to see a movie of hers in this angry character, brilliant!

hmm. nat was tough like this for 'bout 19 months back in the real world...

now i'm like 2 her - if anyone pulls yr hair run 4 yr life!

messiah

1:14 V from V for Vendetta flashes in for like a millisecond. Anyway hilarious clip.

classic!

I can't help but love the part where she briefly smiles at the little girl in the Padme costume then angrily throws the notepad behind her. XD

hahahahahahaha

I agree! XD

natalie portman is the hottest chick on the planet

We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Hello
So, Natalie, Whats a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really wanna know?
Please, tell us

I dont sleep mother F**ker off that ????? doing 120 getting head while Im swearvin'
Damn natalie you a crazy chick
yo shut the F**k up and S**k my dick
I bustin dudes mouths like gusha's mother F**ker
Roll up on NBC and smack the S**t out Jeff Tucker
What you want Natalie
To drink and fight!
What you need Natalie
To F**k all night!
Dont touch me when Im crazy off that airplane ????
Put my foot down your throat till ur S**king my shoe

Leave you screamin, pay for my dry cleanin
F**k your man, Its my name thats he screamin
Im sorry Natalie are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model.
But what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin up to my can S**k my dick
Its ??? Mother F**ker , drink till Im sick!
So your???, Pour ??? Down the hole

Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh you die
And all the dudes, you know Im talking to you!
We love you Natalie
I wanna F**k you too!
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Ill kill your F**king dog for fun so dont push me!
Wow, Natalie, Im suprised all this from a Harvard Graduate
Well theres a lot you may not know about me
Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed everyday, I cheated every test
and Snorted all that yay

I got a def posse
You got a buncha dudes,
I sit right down on your face
and take a S**t
(samburg) Natalie, you are a badass bitch
Hell yeah!
And I always pay for your dry cleanin'
when my S**t gets in your shoe
What!
as for the drug use,
well I cant vouch for that, my dick is scared of you, girl
Okey doke, Natalie, one final question,
If you could steal a smooch, from any guy in hollywood
Who would it-
No more questions.
WHAT!

good, she is so hot :D love her ----<3
love her voice :)