Chris Cohen - Live on Noel's HQ, Episode 2

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Added: 24-Jan-09

Chris once again tackles the red tape and bureaucracy with the help of Noel Edmonds.

Music & Lyrics by Chris Cohen

Lyrics:

So Hannah Craig was left bemused, when trying to buy some cheese
Theres whisky in this cheddar, Ill need to see some ID please
It seems these laws dont apply, to everything thats sold
Ive been getting drunk on Wine Gums, since I was 10 years old

Britain has gone bonkers,
Were treated like were plonkers,
Thats why we sing this song cos,
Britain has gone bonkers

The Student Union decided, at Manchester Uni,
That people got offended, when choosing where to wee
Their plan could get quite messy, if people are unsure
And end up doing their business, up and down the corridor?

Britain has gone bonkers,
Were treated like were plonkers,
Thats why we sing this song cos,
Britain has gone bonkers