Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs

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This is a hilarious song by Jeff Dunham with his puppet Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Lyrics:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

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Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs

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  • i didnt say ...

    i didnt say slipknot was the best band fuckwit i said pantera was

    By aceslipknot [Affiliate User] 1184122209 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • corey sei il ...

    corey sei il migliore

    By porcoilduce [Affiliate User] 1184083007 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • do me

    do me

    By dirty06maggot [Affiliate User] 1183900048 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ooh shut the F**k ...

    ooh shut the F**k up you asshole..RATM is the only band which does sound like your traditional metal bands(slipknot,slayer,metallica etc)..RATM have their own sound and there is no other F**king band that comes close to RATM..viva la rage

    By mrolympia123 [Affiliate User] 1183892230 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Slipknot is way ...

    Slipknot is way better that Rage. Rage is good but slipknot is way better!

    By nuniesmith [Affiliate User] 1183872686 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • F**k you ...

    F**k you aceslipknot..slipknot is good but they ain't as good as RATM..RATM is by far he greatest and the mos original metal band in the history of metal music

    By mrolympia123 [Affiliate User] 1183864504 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • um rage S**ks dick ...

    um rage S**ks dick the best metal band ever to ahve lived is pantera

    By aceslipknot [Affiliate User] 1183837869 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • holy crap...corey's ...

    holy crap...corey's voice...

    By mOrtpengu1n [Affiliate User] 1183830413 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • corey taylor was ...

    corey taylor was getting breathless alot during this song..anyways slipknot is one hell of a band when performing live but they ain't best live band ever..that distinction goes to the greatest metal band of all time... one and the only rage against the machine..

    By mrolympia123 [Affiliate User] 1183803782 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • i think so slipknot ...

    i think so slipknot is the only heavy metal band worth listening these days along with system of a down..metal these days is totally lame..

    By mrolympia123 [Affiliate User] 1183803383 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • No, I'm just ...

    No, I'm just wondering why some fans of mainstream bands think that they are cool rebels.

    By Selflobotomized [Affiliate User] 1183686499 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • son los mejores ...

    son los mejores marditossss i love forever

    By elexxx12 [Affiliate User] 1183670550 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • then go to hell ...

    then go to hell with your F**king underground and let the others be :)

    By juanbrujox [Affiliate User] 1183665458 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hahaha... Destroy ...

    Hahaha...
    Destroy F**king world?
    By being a mainstream band?

    By Selflobotomized [Affiliate User] 1183636358 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I love slipknot!!!! ...

    I love slipknot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Let slipknot destroys the F**king world!!!!!

    By ZHUJIARONG [Affiliate User] 1183486489 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • SHUT YOU F**kING ...

    SHUT YOU F**kING MOUTHS ABOUT LP AND KORN! THIS IS SLIPKNOT ASSHOLES!!! 6(sic)6

    By brent0071 [Affiliate User] 1183483552 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • thats wut most ...

    thats wut most songs are... -_- also...chester sounds NOTHING like layne staley..believe me...i LOVE alice in chains...and he sounds nothing like him...and wuts mediocore supposed to mean?

    By narutokid455 [Affiliate User] 1183476453 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • can we get back on ...

    can we get back on the video instead of linkin park

    By BigJay235 [Affiliate User] 1183467883 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Well, I think ...

    Well, I think Linkin Park is a really mediocre band, and here are a couple of reasons for it:
    First of all, Chester's a kitch, he keeps trying to sound like Layne Staley(Alice in Chains).
    Little attention on the instrumental part.
    On most songs they're just swithing back and forth thorugh a note.
    Almost all LP songs have the same structure: heavy chorus, verse, heavy chorus, rapping, heavy chorus. Repetitive?

    By D00MHeart [Affiliate User] 1183464869 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • idc wut u think... ...

    idc wut u think...the reason why u should like linkin park if u like korn...linkin park is heavier..well..some of it is.

    and please give me ur opinion on L.P...l.p is a great band..they have a bunch of fans and know how to get the crowd started..not as much as slipknot though xD plus..you cant always listen to heavy S**t (lamb of god,cradle of filth;not saying you listen to that but..) its good every once and awhile to take a break from stuff like that and listen to something lighter

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  • Why exactly, if I ...

    Why exactly, if I like Korn, do I have to like LP?
    Nothing to do with each other.

    Limp Bizkit.. they're a circus on-stage. Fun to watch, but we are talking about music here, and they have nothing to do with it.

    As for Linkin Park, I don't think you want to know my opinion..

    By D00MHeart [Affiliate User] 1183453288 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • omg, i wish i was ...

    omg, i wish i was in that pit. this show looks amazing. slipknot is amazing.

    By penguinxxxlover [Affiliate User] 1183452864 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • nu metal doesnt ...

    nu metal doesnt S**k nu-metal combines rap and rock....i dont mind linkin park...well their old S**t like hybrid theory....but minutes to midnight...idc wut u say...linkin park IS nu-metal...if u like korn you like linkin park.....but limp bizkit...i dont care for them :)

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  • They did use to ...

    They did use to have a hip-hop feel to them. Nowdays, they've turned progressive.

    I personally don't like SOAD. Not appealing to me.

    By D00MHeart [Affiliate User] 1183377340 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • well ... Korn's out ...

    well ... Korn's out of my league ... too much RAP/HipHop feel to it.
    also the atitude's not my thing.

    and ya should try SOAD, rly great for a sound dictomy

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  • I kinda' disagree. ...

    I kinda' disagree. Instrumentally, Korn owns Slipknot by a long shot.
    However, in terms of imagery and performance, Slipknot win.
    And Deftones have a feel of their own.

    Don't really care about SOAD thou..

    By D00MHeart [Affiliate User] 1183374507 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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