If you're from the country, showing your family around the city can be an adventure!
Some cutsie restaurant names can actually cost you business.
I love when girls come into a bar I work at.
Being a math whiz doesn't help me get out of my wife's ambush questions.
I know exactly what is on every guys mind in this room.
My mother doesn't understand the weight loss journey.
When I was a kid every Saturday I got to watch Godzilla destroy Tokyo.
Why does McDonalds have its own flag?
My accountant said I'd have a better chance of buying a house if I filed for bankruptcy.
Have you ever become so mad you've punched a wall?
I have developed a technique that allows me to be The Girlfriend Whisperer.
I really hate that one Christmas song called Little Drummer Boy.
Bobby Tessel isn't your average Sportsman....he has his own style.
I just got back from performing on an Alaskan Cruise.
White people and the parties they have for kids...