Husband Starts Screaming At His Wife While She Was Trying To Cooks. The Reason… TOO FUNNY
A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. “Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!”
The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter. “You are cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!”
The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs. “WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They are going to stick! HURRY!”
Very Last 9/11 Rescue Dog Passes Away At 16 Years Old
While dogs make the best friends you could ever hope for, there’s one thing about them that everyone hates more than anything in the world.
These four-legged angels will respect you no matter who you are, they will give you total companionship, respect, loyalty, and love; but we all have to live with the heartbreaking fact that these perfect friends will only be with us for a very short time. Maybe that’s why these animals are so amazing to begin with; perhaps if they had longer lifetimes, they would become cynical or opinionated. Either way, the best we can do is love them with all of our hearts and make sure they are well taken care of and respected while they are with us.
Eventually, there comes the time when we have to say goodbye, and for Denise Corliss, this was going to be a difficult one. After 16 years with her beautiful golden retriever Bretagne by her side, she looked into her eyes and realized that her best friend needed to go. But there’s something special about Bretagne that makes this goodbye something that every single American should take a part in. The loss of Bretagne is truly the end of an era.
Special thanks to KPRC2′s Jennifer Bauer for filming this emotional tribute.
Please scroll down to read the amazing story of Bretagne, the last rescue dog of 9/11.
Denise Corliss bought Bretagne back in 1999. The dog showed a lot of promise in search and rescue, and after some intense training, the duo joined the proud ranks of Texas Task Force 1, a search and rescue group prepared to search through rubble.
Corliss and Bretagne had been training and training, but it seemed like no action was ever coming their way. They had been prepared for hurricane season, but thankfully nothing horrible had happened.
That all changed on one clear blue day in September. Her very first rescue mission would be in the aftermath of 9/11.
As the twin towers fell in New York City, Texas Task Force 1 sprang into action
Here’s A Funny Joke About A King Who Wanted To Go Fishing
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and asked about the upcoming weather conditions.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the days ahead.
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”.
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.”
A short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The king and queen were totally soaked. Their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a drenched condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and fired the weatherman at once!
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of Royal Forecaster.
The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain:’
So the king hired the donkey.
We believe this is how the practice of hiring assess to work the most influential positions for the government began.
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Misbehaving Child Tests Grandpa To The Extreme, What He Says Shocks A Stranger
So it is said that having a good hearty laugh regularly can prolong your life and reduce your stress levels considerably, it can make you smarter and happier too!
To bring a little happiness to your day here is a storey that we landed upon….
When you go into a supermarket, sometimes that one single impatient child, who is either shouting, screaming or generally being awkward and perhaps this is a topic a lot of us parents can relate to also.
In this case picture a grandfather, he has discovered a special method of dealing with his 3 year old grandchild and seeing this storey, and what he did made me laugh, really laugh my socks off!
Do read it all the way to the end because it is, in my humble opinion, Hilarious!
As the badly behaved youngster, 3 years young, is walking with his grandfather through the supermarket, a woman is following them.
It’s blatant to her that he has his work cut out with the child, screaming for treats and goodies, biscuits, sweets, fruit, cereal, sugary fizzy drink, you name it!
Whilst this is going on grandad is making his way through the supermarket and in a steady voice saying:
“Easy, William, we wo not be long, Easy, boy.”
After much more aggro from the boy, grandfather says:
“It’s okay William, just a couple more minutes and we will be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”
At last at the checkout, the little boy in his final struggles for attention, throws things out of the shopping cart, again grandad says, calmly:
“William, William, relax buddy, do not get upset. We will be home in five short minutes; stay cool, William.”
Greatly impressed by this the woman catches the grandfather at the car while loading the shopping and says:
“It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I do not know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William
Shelter Puppy Says Incredible “Thank You” Moments After Being Adopted
All abandoned dogs wonder when they will be saved from the animal shelter and finally feel love. When that day finally came for this sweet dog, and got to leave the shelter and go home with his new momma, he wanted to show her how appreciative he was. So he said ‘thank you’ in the most beautiful way.
It’s hard to understand why anyone would ever want to hurt a dog. They love us unconditionally, no matter what, which unfortunately makes them easy targets for terrible people. This sweet pup was discovered tied up to a chain, with nobody there to love him.
The adorable dog had likely been abused, so it would be understandable if he did not trust humans anymore. But in this dog’s case, that was not the case. The little guy had so much love left to give and thankfully, a woman adopted him and brought him home with her.
On the way to his new home, the dog sat in the car next to his new momma and wanted to show her just how grateful he was. As he cuddled up to her and nuzzled his head into her arm, she sobbed with both sorrow and love.
The poor pup tried to comfort her, sensing her tears. The tears she shed were for the sadness this dog had endured and for the happiness that she knew he would finally feel now he was safe in her care. It’s hard to watch this video without getting a tear in your eye, yourself.
What is even more pure about this video is that the dog feels like it is his responsibility to make his new momma feel better. When actually it is now his turn to be the one taken care of.
What do you think?
They Went Drinking Without Their Husband. But When They Returned. OH BOY!
Grandparents Do not Die, They Become Invisible… EVERYONE Should Read This, SO Heartwarming!
They are inseparable part of every child’s life, and a childhood spent without them will be always missing that special kind of love we only get from them because grandparents never die, they become invisible and they sleep forever deep in our heart. And even today, we miss them and we would give anything to hear their stories, to feel their caresses and look at those eyes full of infinite tenderness.
While grandparents have the joy to see us being born and growing, as a fact of life, we must witness how they age and say goodbye to this world. The death of a grandparent is usually the first farewell that we will have to face in our childhood.
Grandparents, who assume the active role of raising their grandchildren, leave traces in their spirits, legacies that will accompany them for life as seeds of everlasting love during the days when they become invisible.
Nowadays it is very common to see grandparents participating in raising their grandchildren. They represent an invaluable support network in today’s families. Children however sense very well that the role of grandparents is different from that of their parents.
It is common that grandparents and grandchildren develop a very special, a deep and intimate bond, so the loss of the grandparents can be very shocking and delicate in the personality of a child or adolescent. We wish to reflect on this subject with you.
Saying good bye to Grandparents: the first experience dealing with loss
For some of us who have reached adulthood having our grandparents by our side,we have been truly privileged, however others, had to face their death when they were still in the early childhood, when children still don’t understand a loss like this in all the magnitude. Commonly adults are not able to fully explain what happened and try to soften the death as if it “does not hurt”.
Adults should explain things clearly to their children and t
Fan Asks Mike Rowe What He Thinks Of Nike Kaepernick Ad, Left Silent By Brilliant Response
Nike’s recent ad featuring football player Colin Kaepernick – known for starting the trend of kneeling during the playing of the National Anthem – has caused a huge stir and a great amount of controversy.
People on both sides have been weighing in with their thoughts about the ad, but one voice was noticeably absent: that of actor and television host Mike Rowe (known for such shows as Dirty Jobs and the CNN series Somebody’s Gotta Do It.)
One fan noticed Rowe’s silence on the subject and asked what he thought about it, and Rowe’s thoughtful and poignant response is one all of America needs to hear right now:
Nike’s free to celebrate whomever they wish, and Kaepernick is entitled to his opinion – kneeling, standing, or lying down. But if I was going to put someone’s face on a billboard – someone who epitomized bravery and sacrifice – I might have gone another way, especially this time of year. I might have gone with this guy – Tom Burnett.
Tom’s last act on earth was one of the most courageous things imaginable. And his last words to his wife, Deena, are among the most inspiring I have ever heard. Those exact words are at the top of this page, and the bottom. They were spoken seventeen years ago, under conditions I hope to never experience. I will never forget Tom’s last words. I hope you wo not either.
Transcript of Tom’s Last Calls to Deena
six: twenty seven a.m.( pacific time) First cell phone call from Tom to Deena
Deena: Tom, are you O.K.?
Tom: No, I am not. I am on an airplane that has been hijacked.
Tom: Yes, They just knifed a guy.
Deena: A passenger?
Deena: Where are you? Are you in the air?
Tom: Yes, yes, just listen. Our airplane has been hijacked. It’s United Flight 93 from Newark to San Francisco. We are in the air. The hijackers have already knifed a guy, one of them has a gun, they are telling us there is a bom
School wants parents to “teach their kids manners” – Now their poster is spreading like wildfire online
It’s a question we always ask: What are exactly school’s responsibilities? where do they begin, and where do they end?
This is especially relevant when considering where to draw the line between what constitutes parents’ responsibilities and a school’s.
A Portuguese school decided to clarify the matter once and for all, by sticking a poster in its halls- and the message they are sending is now spreading like wildfire.
The school’s sign was later shared on Facebook, where the message contained within it quickly began to spread around the world.
The simple but effective messager highlights five key points which the school is determined should be managed by the parents, as follows:
We would like to remind you that magic words such as hello, please, you are welcome, I am sorry, and thank you, all begin to be learned at home
It’s also at home that children learn to be honest, to be on time, diligent, show friends their sympathy, as well as show utmost respect for their elders and all teachers.
Home is where they learn to be clean, not talk with their mouths full, and how/where to properly dispose of garbage.
Home is also where they learn to be organized, to take good care of their belongings, and that it’s not ok to touch others.
Here at school, on the other hand, we teach language, math, history, geography, physics, sciences, and physical education. We only reinforce the education that children receive at home from their parents.
• We would like to remind you that magic words such as hello, please, you are welcome, I'm sorry, and thank you, all begin to be learned at home.
• It's also at home that children learn to be honest, to be on time, diligent, show friends their sympathy, as well as show utmost respect for their elders and all teachers.
• Home is also where they learn to be clean, not talk with their mouths full, and how/where to p
Wife Buys Crotchless Panties To Spice Things Up With Her Husband – His Reaction Is Priceless
Sometimes it’s hard to keep your love life interesting and varied when you have been with the same partner for many years. But there are solutions to this problem. This woman tried one of them, but her husband’s reaction was not at all what she had expected…
Maria had been married to Jeff for 20 years. They had a great relationship, but lately there hadn’t been much action in the bedroom.
So in order to spice up their sex life, Maria had just bought a pair of crotchless panties. She was eager to revealing them to him – she would never worn anything like this before.
One evening, they were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Maria was wearing her new panties and a robe.
Spreads her legs
She leans back, her crotch visible to her husband, but at first he does not notice anything.
Maria spreads her legs every so slightly, and her husband’s gaze immediately darts between her legs. She closes her legs, and her husband goes back to watching TV.
She spreads her legs again, this time a bit wider, and once again his eyes wander to her crotch, and she closes her legs again.
“What are you wearing under the robe?” the man asks.
“Crotchless lace panties,” Maria replies in a sultry tone.
Her husband says:
“Phew! For a while there I though you were sitting on the cat!”
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A Man Found Someone Selling A Talking For Only $10. But When You Hear Why So Cheap… HILARIOUS!
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Sure do,” the dog replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I was not getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.
Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I am just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Cause he’s a liar. He did not do any of that stuff!”
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Guy Buried Dog Alive Because It Did not Get Along With His Cat
In life having disagreements is just one of those things that we accept in life, after all, everyone is different, but this one guy buried an 18-year-old dog all because of a disagreement…
The guy was reportedly arrested after he buried his elderly dog for not getting along with his cat, did no one tell him that cats and dogs usually are a little apprehensive of each other?
The dog, called Chico, was a Shih Tzu and the guy was 24-years-old, called Richard Piquard, and he buried the dog at the back of his house while he was still alive, poor boy…
The police chief said: – “Even in my 41 years here, I have never seen anything like it …We have seen other forms of animal cruelty. Burying something alive is a little beyond the reach.”
The guy was said to have the dog for about 18 months after his ex-girlfriend could not keep him where she lived in her apartment.
The woman who found the poor dog buried alive said that Richard sent her a text message on the Sunday at about 11 am that the dog has passed away the night before.
It was just the day prior to this that she recalls he was parading the new kitten he had to her, she thought it was too much of a coincidence.
She said that she found Chico alive under some dirt, he had a rock on top to make sure that he could not get out of the hole he was buried in.
He yelped in pain, dirt in every part of him…He felt flat like a pancake from the rock weighing him down the hole.”
This poor little dog, she rushed him to the vet hospital, but it was too late, they had to euthanize him, what an awful shame.
Richard was reported to have been charged with one count of cruelty to animals and released on bail to the sum of $1,000.
Most people get this wrong the first time- How many Q’s can you see?
Brain teasers and optical illusions have been a high rolling trend on the internet. The inner challenger insides us always wants us to try and test out our abilities and see if we can play these games without a struggle.
As much as its fun checking whether you “got the hang of it” and whether your friends did too, it can be a real struggle to figure out some of the trickier ones.
There are so many types of optical illusions and tricky puzzles that have popped up over the years. Despite them being hard and sometimes impossible to figure out at first glance, there is definitely a solution at the end, you just have to challenge your brain to figure it all out.
The latest optical illusion is the puzzle below. It looks pretty simple in terms of its design, but most of those who tried it got the wrong answer the first time. You have to simply find the letter that stands out from the rest.
This puzzle needs a lot of concentration, try and tune out all of your distractions to figure out how to solve it.
The Letter Q- Where is it??
Start off with this puzzle. You can see so many O’s. But, the real challenge is to find out where the Q’s are and how many there are? You have seconds to find them!
Did you find them? Great, let’s see if you found them all. Do not panic if you did not find any on your first try, a lot more people get it wrong than you think.
Check the solution below. All of the Q’s are marked in yellow
Whether you got it right or wrong, you can see that there are 6 hidden Q’s.
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Teen Caught On Camera Hurling Tiny Kitten Into Lake, Then Cops Show Up To Deliver Justice
I have chatted with some who say they spend way too much time browsing social media. And maybe, you do. But what are you checking out? Sometimes it’s always not a bad thing to do if it can help bring someone to justice.
A California student attending Patterson High School posted a video where he is seen throwing a helpless kitten into a lake went viral last year. He is 18-year-old Garret Haile. He was a minor at the time the video was shot. Haile was finally arrested this past week and charged with animal cruelty, a felony charge.
Haile used Snapchat to record and post his video. It’s unknown whether the kitten survived. Nicole Pinheiro, who shared the video, was appalled and distressed by Haile’s actions and said: “My heart, it just left my body. And I showed my mom, and she burst into tears. She was like, ‘I can not believe that this is the world right now.'”
After she posted it, it was shared again by thousands of furious folks on social media. She told Heavy: “The video I posted I screen recorded (it’s a feature that the iPhone has) because people were wondering how to share it. So I recorded and shared it with the news stations because I felt it something that needed to be seen, so he can pay for actions. Which that is exactly what happened. He got caught.”
Hello, I live in Patterson, Ca and I have a disturbing video that was posted on our Patterson neighborhood watch and it needs to be shared! Because me and along with other people believe he needs to be charged with animal cruelty! He just turned 18 and he is a senior at Patterson high school. There is a lot of us that believe he wo not get in trouble. this needs to go public! It breaks my heart to see this... it is trending on our watch page right now and everyone is filled with rage!
“Everyone on the watch page was tagging the local police department and even calling them. So he would have been caught regardless.
Dog Lets Out Fart While Sleeping That Cat Cant Ignore
It’s a well known fact that cats and dogs do not really get along. It’s simply in their nature to be in a constant fight because of their innate dislike for one another. When you own both a cat and a dog it means constantly having to try to break the fights between your beloved pets, and that can cause a complete chaos in the house. No matter who starts it, the sneaky cat who’s always ready to attack or the dog who’s an attention seeker, you will always find yourself in the middle. This owner was filming his pets and he had no idea he would capture a hilarious sight between his pooch and feline that’s impossible to forget.
The video starts off innocent enough as the owner records his dog and cat lying on the bed. All seems normal as his pup closes his eyes to sleep and his cat lies in the background simply looking around when suddenly the camera captures a noise the cat can not ignore. As the dog is sleeping he accidentally lets out a fart. With the cat lying behind him, the cat can not ignore what he’s just heard. He then looks around and gives the dog an angry side eye look, but the dog has no idea what’s about to happen just a mere seconds later.
Without any warning the cat suddenly reaches out his paw to give the dog two quick jabs on the head. The poor sleeping dog never even sees it coming as the frisky feline teaches him some manners when it comes to farting with someone behind you. The owner managed to capture the footage perfectly and the sleepy dog is startled by the smack he’s awakened to. Despite it, he simply looks around in confusion before he lays his head back down to try to relax again. The poor thing is probably used to this cat pushing him around but in the cats defense he was probably upset the dog decided to stink up the room. Watch the unexpected moment for yourself.
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Challenge: Can you find the bus in the picture?
These days, technology controls our everyday lives to such a degree that we barely get to exercise our brains at all. A few moments of sharpening your intellect never hurts – that’s why I have been taking after my grandma who solves crosswords, puzzles and riddles for an hour every day.
Sure, I can not devote as much time to it as her, but after just a few minutes of sitting down with a tricky mind teaser, I feel refreshed and more energized.
It might just be a placebo effect, who knows. But as long as it makes you feel good, then why not?
A type of challenge that I really like is trying to spot something that stands out in a picture. It can be everything from finding a certain letter to spotting which number is missing.
This morning, I came across a challenge that really tests you brain-eye coordination. I thought this one would be really easy – but looks can be deceiving!
Time limit: 10 seconds
The concept is very simple. Your mission is to look at this picture with dozens of cars. There’s a bus hiding somewhere among them – and it’s up to you to find it.
The thing is, you only have 10 seconds to do it – and not a second more! If you take your time, it gets too easy – and according to YouTube channel BrightSide, most people can not do it within the time limit.
OK, here we go – can you spot the bus?
Did you manage within 10 seconds? If not, the solution is below!
Hahahaha, this describes government bullies perfectly!
One can never get tired of jokes that shine a ray of light on how governments operate.
For this reason, we think you will love the following:
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, Is not that obvious?
“You are in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I will have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I will have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I have not even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day, ma’am,” the game warden replied, and he left.
Never mess with a woman that reads because there’s good reason to believe she thinks as well!
This joke is funny because it demonstrates how a little bit of thinking can outwit a bully (H/T The Federalist Papers).
Thinking also comes in handy when dealing with government bullies, who seem to be everywhere, not just slinking around in taxpayer-funded offices in Washington, D.C.
This joke is great because we all know the government takes every chance it gets to bully people into accepting itsliberal agenda — but most of time, they can be outsmarted.
What do you think ?
He Was Caught Beating His Dog With A Pole, But He Walks Free From Court!
It never ceases to amaze us that, even though you would expect that people would own a dog for the love and rewards you get from being a dog owner, there are people like Alan Davidson who was caught on camera viciously attacking his dog.
Alan, unfortunately, is a dog owner, he was caught beating his dog repeatedly with a pole, not one, not twice, but nine times he was caught!
The neighbor filmed his actions and was thoroughly disgusted by what was happening, over and over again.
A witness to the beatings was so incredibly shocked by the way this dog owner was beating the dog that she screamed at him to stop and called the police immediately!
The Magistrates court listened to how this guy treated the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, the consensus is that the poor doggie will have permanent psychological damage after such beatings.
Maybe even worse than hearing this was to then find out that the dog owner Alan avoided time in jail and got a suspended sentence…
Perhaps to try to balance the scales of law in some small way, by the court’s standards, he was banned from owning a dog for ten years, but we think even forever is a day too soon for this guy!
The association for the protection of animals called the RSPCA was involved in the case and prosecuting on their behalf was John Ellwood.
Mr. Ellwood said:
“The basic facts are that he caused suffering to his Staffordshire Bull Terrier by hitting, kicking and frightening the dog.”
The defendant’s conduct came to light as a result of the caring conduct of a neighbor, who lives out the back of the defendant.”
“She saw the defendant in his back garden, abusing his dog and reported it to the police. The police delegated the investigation to the RSPCA who visited the defendant.”
“At that time the evidence from the neighbor was merely a complaint and as a result, the defendant was warned about his conduct and given advice.”
“He claimed at the time that