Wife Caught Her Husband In Bed With Another Woman. Her Husband’s Explanation…. Heavens!! Run For Cover
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
“Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.
She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.” Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you did not wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color did not suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you do not fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, “Is there anything else that your wife does not use anymore?” “And so, here we are!”
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Wife Gets Her Revenge After Husband Tried To Be Funny About Her Weight
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom,
‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker…’lt’s not talcum powder……lt’s ‘Miracle Grow’
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Old Man Is Told His Life Was Easy As There Was No Drug Problem When He Grew Up. His Reply Is The Best Thing Ever.
The other day, a woman standing next to me at a store in our small town read that a meth lab had been found in an old farm house in the adjoining county, and she asked me a rhetorical question…
Why did not we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?
I told her I did have a drug problem when I was a kid growing up.
I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
I was also drug upstairs to my room or the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher. Or if I did not put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink if I uttered a profane four letter word or smoked a cigarette (I do know what soap tastes like).
I was drug out to pull weeds in mom’s garden and flower beds and to clear cockleburs out of dad’s fields.
I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline or chop some fire wood, and if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the wood shed.
Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack or heroin, and if today’s children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place to live today.
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77-year-old grandma stands at ATM when 3 men appear: Seconds later, they realize they chose the wrong pensioner to rob
It’s fair to say most people enjoy a very special bond with grandpas and grandmas. They are kind, thoughtful and usually a little less strict when it comes to the rules than our parents.
My grandparents were always on hand to help me bake, let me eat as many sweets as I wanted, and take me on exciting trips.
It might only have been into the woods behind her house, but my grandma was able to turn a little walk into an amazing pirate adventure, where treasure was hidden behind every stone.
As I got older, I realized there were no pirates behind grandma’s house; no treasure behind the stones. But the fact that she could take the ordinary and make it extraordinary stuck with me.
Something else you learn about grandparents from an early age is that there’s no point trying to mess with them. You know how it’s going to end. That’s certainly the case if you encounter 77-year-old Winifred Peel from Wirral, UK.
One day, pensioner Winifred went to a cash machine to withdraw some money.
As she stood there, shielding her pin, she noticed someone coming up behind her. Before she had time to act, two men had pulled her off balance. Then, another man appeared.
One reached over Winifred and tried to withdraw £200 from her account.
The men were thieves, and if Winifred did not act quickly they were going to drain her account of all its money.
But when one of the men tried to take cash out, Winifred put a plan into action.
She grabbed the man’s collar and slammed his head into the ATM with all the force she could.
She managed to knock the man’s head against the machine three times before the robbers were forced to flee, running like dogs with their tails between their legs.
Winifred then placed a call to the police and the assailants were arrested later that day.
One of the reasons the police were able to identify the men so easily was head wound one of
This Boy Got Way More Than He Bargained For After Going To Confession.
A young Italian boy went to confess to his priest.
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I cant tell you, Father. I do not want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Joey, Im sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“Ill never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You are very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you have sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’ you get?”
“Four months vacation and five good leads!”
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She Left Backdoor Open During A Wild Storm, She Was Surprised To See Some Visitors Inside.
Deer are wild animals that do live in the woods and forest. Those living near them claim that these creatures are stubborn as they get into their farms or gardens and spoil their plants.
The following story is about a woman by the name of Amscolie. One day, during a stormy season, she intentionally left backdoor open as she went on preparing for the storm. The storm never took long to reach, and she went to the patio to see if one small orphaned deer that used to come around the place was there.
She was very much surprised when she found that there were three visitors in her house. Actually, the orphaned deer had come with two others and got into the house without her noticing. Being an animal lover, she let them sleep in the house; in the living room for that night as the storm was very fierce.
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The Dangerous Reason Why Not to Drink Cold Water on a Hot Day
A young man, Adam Schaub, learned the hard way why you should not drink cold water on a hot day. He was working outside on a very hot day when his dad noticed that Adam was flushed. Adam went to cool off in his truck’s air conditioning and drink some cold water, but the next thing he knew, he had passed out.
He shared his story on Facebook (below) and lots of people confirmed that what had happened to him was directly related to drinking the very cold water after overheating! Read Adam’s story below and share with someone you know who works outside so this does not happen to them!
From Adam’s Facebook page:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
So we have all heard not to drink really cold water in the heat, but a lot of us have not heard the why or experienced it first hand. Cold water is good, so how could it be bad? Well, yesterday I found out. We were out working in 100° weather (not a good idea in itself) when my dad noticed my face was getting pretty red and suggested that I take a break. I immediately grabbed a cold bottle of water and drank it. After he did a little more work he suggested that I get in the truck and blast the a.c.. in the truck I drank some more cold water (another bottle) and very shortly started feeling strange. I started seeing spots, my stomach got extremely nauseous and my hands and feet started tingling. I felt like I was going to throw up so I opened the truck door and the next thing I know I’m face-first in the ground and my dad’s rolling me over and wiping off my face. He said my eyes had rolled back a bit and I did not come to for a few minutes. Emt arrived and asked what was going on. Immediately the guy knew what happened. Apparently, if you are too hot and chug a bottle of cold water, it Can send your body into shock. It thinks that the stomach is going hypothermic and so it takes the warm blood and sends it to the stomach. You can lose consciousness. He said cold water is
She’s Confused When Boy Appears On Grandmaa's Porch. When He Says Why He’s There She Breaks Down Sobbing
I have often heard the phrase, “It takes a village.” Usually, people are referring to raising children, but the same is true for people in all walks of life. We should always be looking out for one another and be willing to lend a hand.
It seems like these days most people do not know their neighbors and wo not go out of their way to help them out, but as one Tennessee woman recently found, that’s not the case everywhere. Some people still know what being a “neighbor” is all about.
Darrien Middleton and her nana, Wilma, have always shared a close bond and it has grown even stronger as they have gotten older. Darrien says the two of them are “attached at the hip.”
Two years ago, Wilma was diagnosed with lung cancer. She underwent surgery to have part of her lung removed. Then, six months later, she learned she had breast cancer.
“Two separate cancers less than a year apart, it has been an extremely long two years to say the least,” Darrien said. “Thankfully, she is still fighting today.”
Darrien has tried for years to get Wilma to move in with her so she can keep an eye on her health, but Wilma does not want to leave her home of 38 years.
“It is the one thing that has remained constant,” Darrien said. “She loves her home, her independence, her yard, and especially her neighbors. Every morning around 6 am, she wakes up, makes a cup of coffee, and goes directly to her porch.”
Darrien tries to check on her nana as often as she can, but her tricky work schedule and the demands of everyday life make that difficult.
Thankfully, Wilma has not been left alone.
When Darrien came to visit her nana one day, she noticed a young boy sitting on the porch. He told her his name was Caleb and he was seven years old. He had recently moved in with his own grandmother, who lives next door to Wilma.
Darrien soon learned that Caleb had been visiting her grandmother four to five times
Circus Lion Lived In an Old Pick Up Truck For 20 Years. Now Watch His Reaction When They Free Him!
The back of a rusty old pickup truck is no place for any animal to live, let alone a full grown lion.
Sadly, that’s exactly where a mountain lion named Mufasa was forced to live his life as part of a traveling roadside circus in Peru.
Just because an animal is deemed “cool” or “interesting” does not mean they should be forced to entertain people.
Yet, there are many animals that are not cared for in circuses and roadside zoos and shows. These poor creatures are forced to live in tiny cages and never get to have the wonderful lives they deserve.
Mufasa is a mountain lion that was found chained to the back of a pickup truck. He spent 20 years in chains, forced to live a life he never wanted.
But things took a turn for the better for Mufasa in 2015, when Animal Defenders International rescued him after months of hard work. They tracked him down as they worked to shut down the Peruvian circus he would been held at for years.
He no longer faces a life full of uncertainty and constant travel and there are no more people gawking at him. Instead, he finally has the chance to spend his final few years in the wild jungle where he’s protected and able to move about on his own, and that is beautiful.
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Horse Approaches Woman In Wheelchair – Moments Later, The Entire Crowd Falls Silent
Lauren Barwick from Canada has loved horses her entire life.
At a young age, she knew already that she would work with horses in the future.
But life did not turn out as she had imagined.
Seventeen years ago, she was working on a ranch that provides the movie industry with horses. One day, a 165-pound bale of hay fell on her, completely breaking her back.
Lauren was instantly paralyzed from the waist down.
But she refused for it to stop her dream.
Today Lauren is a professional horse rider. She might be in a wheelchair, but this is no obstacle for her to continue pursuing her passion.
Her specialty is dressage and in the clip below you can see how she controls her horse.
It is clear that she has a great relationship with the horse and they trust each other 100 percent.
At the end of the clip she gets back up on the horse and invites the audience to a wonderful show.
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Teenagers pose for photo after attacking disabled woman with eggs and four – the internet is fuming
I was taught from an early age to respect adults. That goes for those who are mentally or physically impaired, just the same as it goes for those who are able bodied and perfectly healthy. To me it does not matter; they deserve respect.
Today, however, there comes terrible news out of Suffolk, England. A photo is spreading like wildfire on the internet, and for good reason.
A 40-year-old woman with mental disabilities is seen in the image being abused by four teenagers…
According to reports in the British press, the four teens threw and eggs over the mentally handicapped woman. They then posed for photos behind her as she slumped on a park bench in Bury St Edmund, Suffolk.
The woman in the photo is approximately 40-years-old, and suffers
Sassy Little Mila Is Not A Fan Of Airport Security
When two-year-old Mila Stauffer and her family left their home in Arizona and set out for Michigan, she had no idea that things could get so complicated once they entered the airport! The family of seven rarely gets to do anything without drawing attention to themselves and going through the airport was no different.
Maneuvering five children through the baggage check was one hurdle they were able to overcome. But when it was time for the security checkpoint, little Mila was not having it.
The moment the Stauffers returned home, Mila needed to vent about their TSA experience. Looking into Mom’s camera, Mila explained that the long lines, pat-downs of her brother and lack of accessible bathrooms are all something she did not prepare for!
She could not believe their experience! She just had to share!
Traveling is hard as an adult, but being patient in a winding security line as a toddler is something that was practically unimaginable! Poor little precocious Mila had no patience for any of it!
Mila went on and on with her explanation as to why airport security was the worst and Mom did her best not to giggle. This sassy little one is definitely full of spunk!
She did not have a problem with speaking her mind! Mom was wise to videotape her testy testimony and share it with the world where she has since gone viral.
At the end of the video, Mila looked into the camera and said that she’s done with TSA and “never again” will she go through that type of experience. We beg to differ, little Mila!
Sadly, if Mila ever wants to fly again, she’s probably going to have more encounters with the TSA. We will be ready and waiting to hear her future reports!
Thankfully Mom was able to capture every moment of this pint-sized rant and decided to share it with the world. We have seen Mila go off on different topics before, but this is the most relatable by far!
Take a peek at her hilarious TSA rant for yourself
She’s just too darn funn
Mom Asks Nurse To Lay Fragile Baby In Sons Arms Suddenly Overwhelmed By Stirring Moment To Follow
Some little boys dream of being a superhero; others hope to be a famous ball player like they watch on TV. Their aspirations are grandeur and adorable at the same time.
Ever since a little boy named Mikey could speak, there is only one thing he has wanted to become. A big brother.
Mikey was an engagement baby for Jessica Marotta and her future hubby. Jessica shared with Love What Matters that for as long as he could talk, he would ask for a baby brother.
The Massachusetts mom and her husband Mike began trying for a second baby when Mikey was three. But month after month... nothing.
Mikey kept asking his mom and dad when he would finally have his baby brother -- it was all he could think about. After trying to conceive for a year, the couple sought help from a fertility specialist. Jessica even underwent surgery in the hopes of increasing the odds.
Finally, the pregnancy test showed a plus sign -- and it happened on Mikey's fifth birthday. They sprung the news on family members and everyone was thrilled.
But one month later, Jessica began experiencing complications. An ultrasound showed that at 11 weeks, they heartbreakingly lost the baby.
Testing revealed that the baby had trisomy 13, a condition that would have been fatal to the infant, Jessica said. And if that was not soul crushing enough, the nurse confirmed that the baby was a boy.
"It took my breath away. Mikey had gotten his baby brother, except now he was our angel baby."
The family of three picked up the pieces of their shattered hearts and resumed living life as best they could. They moved to their forever home and found a terrific school for Mikey to attend.
While cleaning out the garage, they tossed out all of Mikey's old baby things that they had hung on to for their now angel baby. Those things haunted them every time they laid eyes on the car seat, stroller and crib.
Once they settled into their new ho
Man who admitted to killing dog sentenced to just 4 days in jail
A Billings, Montana, man who admitted to killing dog; another family’s dog with a cane, will spend just four days in jail for his crime.
The dog killer, identified as 21-year-old Anthony “A.J.” James Allen; killed a small, white mixed breed dog, “Joker” in an apparent fit of anger.
The dog is a mixed breed including Pomeranian, Dachshund, and Beagle.
Witnesses reported Allen “was yelling and cussing and had killed the dog,” court documents state.
He hit “Joker” with a cane twice, then kicked it. Joker’s owners dispute the number of times, saying they were told Allen struck the dog as many as 20 times in the head and side. Joker was staying at Allen’s step mother’s house at the time of the incident.
After killing the dog, Allen left the scene. Officers located Allen some time later where he admitted to police he kicked the dog and was informed Joker was dead.
Individuals who have learned about Allen’s crime have expressed dismay and outrage that he faced only a misdemeanor charge and short jail time for killing a dog in such a brutal fashion.
On Monday, Allen was sentenced to one year of anger management classes; $1000 restitution, four days in jail, and cannot be around animals.
Bus Driver Gives Kid Note To Bring Home About Behaviour – Tears Pour Out As Mom Begins To Read.
I am instantly concerned when my kid arrives home with a note.
Initially, I suspect it is from a teacher informing me my kids have caused trouble.
When siblings Annaliese and Jorge came home one day their parents were surprised to receive a letter in their backpack, they did not know what to expect.
This was not a letter of complaint, it turns out it was from the bus driver who drives their kids to school every day.
Bus driver Cindy Clausen sees everything that happens on the bus when she drives the local kids to and from school every day.
If anyone misbehaves or does a good deed she knows which kid it is.
Recently she noticed some kids being considerate towards a disabled boy, who is usually excluded and sits alone as he generally has a hard time in school.
These kids actions motivated the boy to feel content about coming to school every day.
Cindy wanted to inform the parents and express how impressed she was with the behavior of their children.
So she decided to write them a letter.
The letter was posted on Love What Matters addressed to parents Jorge Sr. and Leonor, in just a few days, it received thousands of likes and shares.
Here’s what the letter said:
“Dear Jorge and Leonor,
I am compelled to write to tell you how beautiful your children are, inside and out!
This can only come from the home, your patience and guidance, the examples that you set and teach.
I have a child on my bus named Jackson.
Both of your children have shown him much compassion and support.
Every day your children ask if they can sit with Jackson.
Some days Jackson is a little sad getting on the bus but as soon as he sees Annaliese and Jorge he smiles.
Jackson has difficulties walking and it takes a bit for him to get to his seat.
Today Annaliese looked out from around her seat and said, ‘come on Jackson, you can do it’ and when we arrived at school Jorge took it upon himself to carry out
Old Lady Has The Best Comeback After Being Overcharged For Her Room
A married couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
Mom Asks Her 3 Yr. Old Why He Took So Long In The Bathroom. His Answer Was Priceless
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says: “Billy, are you all right? You have been in here for a while…”
Billy says: “I’m fine, mommy.. I just have not gone ‘doody’ yet.”
Mother says: “Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Billy says: “Works for ketchup.”
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Mom’s Letter To 13-Year-Old Son Goes Viral, Parents Applaud Her Tough Love Approach
Mom gets fed up with bratty son – now her genius letter is taking the internet by storm.
A mother’s letter to her 13-year-old son has gone viral. The mom, who goes by the Estella Havisham username on Facebook, wrote the letter when her teen son felt he was old enough to make his own rules — she apparently felt a little lesson about independence was needed.
The letter was intended to only be shared with friends, but the “public” viewing button was still active on her account and the “adulting ai not easy” letter was shared with the world and quickly garnered viral status on social media.
The 13-year-old boy was identified only as Aaron in the mom’s letter shared on Facebook. She told her teenage son that he faces “greater consequences” for treating his mom like a “doormat,” the Daily Mail notes.
Estella Havisham told her 13-year-old son that if he did not once again begin acting like a son, she would soon start heaping adult responsibilities upon him. The fed-up mom noted that he could soon be footing the bill for his share of the rent, food, and any “maid service” she provided, the Huffington Post notes.
Here is an excerpt from the mom’s letter to her 13-year-old son.
Since you seem to have forgotten that you are only 13 and I’m the parent, and that you wo not be controlled, I guess you will need to learn a lesson in independence. Also, as you threw in my face that you are making money now, it will be easier to buy back all the items I bought for you in the past. If you would like your lamp/lightbulbs or access to the internet, you will need to pay your share of costs: Rent: $430, Electricity: $116, Internet: $21, Food: $150.
Also you will need to empty the trash Mon, Wed & Friday as well as sweep and vacuum those days. You will need to keep your bathroom clean weekly, prepare your own meals and clean up after yourself. If you fail to do so I will charge you a $30 maid