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Here's a new rendition of Cris Crocker's popular video called Leave Britney Spears alone. We hope you like the remix done by Private Parts.
  • 13 Sep 2007
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Let's talk about Britney Spears and how out of control she is lately. If you have been living in a cave with Bin Laden, you might have missed all these news headlines.Two weeks ago Britney filed for divorce. KFed found out via text message, total class Brit, total class. So with her new found freedom Ms. Spears hits the town like its 1999 with socialite Paris Hilton. There's rumors of possible lesbianism, especially with Kevin Federline alleging she is bisexual. As Paris would say, THAT'S HOT. Now when people go out, the sometimes forget their keys, maybe their purse, but Britney forgets her panties. It's like winning the World Series for the paparazzi, and they capture her mangled vagina on camera. If that wasn't enough she gets drunk and shakes her cellulite ass all over tinseltown.Now this would all be great if she was 3 years younger, 20 lbs lighter, and without the 2 baby wear and tear on her body.What once was sexy is now just gross. Britney gets hit one more time at a Los Angeles Lakers game where she gets booed by the crowd when her face is shown on the jumbotron. If this wasn't bad enough, poor Brit gets voted the 2006 Worst Dog Owner, due to her neglect of her 2 chiwawas. Now this whole time folks Kevin Federline has been cleaning up his act, wearing suits, and trying to clean up his image. People actually cheered on a KFED look-a-like at the Staples Center when he popped up on the same jumbotron at the same Laker game. Ow that's cold. To finish off this story of white trash tales, Britney Spears last night was kicked off a burlesque strip stage in Hollywood, when she refused to let the dancers do their job. She was smoking in a non-smoking bar drinking a crazy concocksion of cocacola and champagne. Britney, listen to me here, I want you to buy a nice trailor in Louisiana. Eat bon bons til your fat ass can't get out of the door. No one wants you anymore, your music is dried up and lame, the party's over. You don't have to go but you cant stay here. I'm Benny Spears, no relation to this retard, and this has been a celebrity recap thanks to Star Muscle TV.
  • 25 Dec 2006
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When it comes to celebrity dog parenting Oprah winfrey is #1 and Britney Spears dead last, according to an online vote by readers of two leading dog magazines. Britney was the overwhelming choice for worst dog owner, said the top editor of both publications.You never her with her dogs since she met Kevin Federline and had kids. Watch the video.
  • 21 Dec 2006
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