Stay awhile and listen
Well hello, it is I Deckard Cain. Upon leaving the tavern, the sky opened up with a heavy rain. Even though the temperature outside wasn’t cold I needed to seek shelter or else ruin my fecal tomes. Though the stars in the sky were hidden by the storm clouds, the lights of the city made it tolerable enough to navigate. I headed in the direction of a bridge. I only hope I don’t run into an evil troll and or goblin tribe. They are nasty and foul tempered when disturbed. The only thing worse than running into a troll and or goblin tribe is running into a hungry troll and or goblin tribe. No wait I just thought of something even worse. Running into a horny troll and or goblin tribe.
As I drew closer to the bridge, my nose told me that my fears may come true, for the scent coming from that area could easily be a horny and hungry troll and or goblin tribe. That’s even worse!
I drew even closer to the bridge. My eyes could make out a fire burning in a metal barrel and cloaked humanoids wandering around aimlessly. I had to get closer and listen to the language they were using. Fortunately for me these cloaked individuals were human but what I needed to know is; were they friendly? I must tell you that after the horny troll and goblin thoughts I was having, my butt hole was quite a bit relieved, but I couldn’t afford to relax completely until I was safe and dry under that bridge.
There was only one way to know for sure. I walked right into the lions den. The hairs on my entire body stood on end as every step led me into the arms of fate. Now I will bet that when I said “all the hairs on my body stood on end”. You pictured me naked. I will also bet that if you didn’t picture me naked then, you are now. How embarrassing for you:)
I walked right passed one of these people, then another, then a group,