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Matt Brown was choked out by Chris Lytle 3 years ago, but this Saturday he looks for redemption. Don't miss UFC 116: Lesnar vs Carwin - Live on Pay-Per-View and www.UFCLIVE**** at 7pm PT/ 10pm ET on July 3rd. Visit *******116.ufc**** for more info.
8 Jul 2010
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MP3, LYRICS, & LINKS: ----------------- Get this song at: *******rhettandlink****/music or on iTunes: *******bit.ly/amWekz Watch all our music videos in this playlist: *******www.youtube****/view_play_list?p=5D3BFF118D8928BC ----------------- LYRICS: first off, i want to tell you I enjoyed the pizza well, it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to meetcha I'd like your number- but I'm not gonna leave a big tip to get it That means he's cheap and pathetic and if you date him you'll regret it 23 percent from me communicates I'm generous; not desperate. And I can calculate. Is she supposed to be impressed? Well, if you wanna battle be my guest... i'm a computer programmer and a cubical dweller I disabled spellcheck 'cause I'm a stellar speller When I write an email that includes an attachment I never hit "send"before I've attached it. Your job is a bore; I keep it hardcore Selling knives and insurance from door to door. You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation I'm giving an incredible knife demonstration May I interest you in some accidental death coverage or a bagel slicer? I can change your computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene. Bagel slicer. I carpool, ‘cause I’m environmentally sensitive, I pack a snorkel, cause I'm clever and so inventitive. It’s inventive. Inventitive isn’t a word. Yeah it, I just inventi-ted it; you just got served. Well, when I carpool, I take a group of third graders. On my way to work, I teach them multiplication tables. See, I’m a role model, an example to the youth. Then why did this kid just tell me that 1 X 1 = 2? At the gym, people line up just to gimme a spot All eyes on me when i'm popping a squat My career plan B is to teach P.E. The model on the machine...he's based on me . I've mastered the art of mental manip-ulation Workin' every muscle group through meditation This is me working out my triceps Pick up my dvd called Mind Reps My sense of style is sweet like syrup. It's not uncommon for people to think I'm from Europe. I don’t follow the trendssI'm a style pioneer. See this turtle neck with a necklace? You'll be wearing this next year. I see buttons, I push em--just to see what they do, and if something were to go wrong, I'd just blame it on you. I’m quick-witted, always know just what to say. Then say something clever. Uh.... Okay. I was offered a record deal while singing at a karaoke bar but i turned it down and became the President's karaoke czar I rescued a dolphin entangled in a tuna net and donated it to an orphanage to keep as a pet I gave the Heimlich to a horse choking on beef jerky two hours later, he won the Kentucky Derby I'm allergic to nothing. I'm allergic to weakness. I embrace my weaknesses and call them unique-nesses. I can drive a stickshift / (well ) I can golf Well, I can make it look like my thumb is coming off I invented the half nelson/ I invented the full nelson I've got a signed picture of Boris Yeltsin My uncle is a lawyer / I roll my own sushi I use the metric system exclusively. I know Morse Code Well I can speak it (does morse code sounds) You just said that "the square root of raspberry should be legalized"..? Exactly ----------------- Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE! We do this for you, and we want to make sure you see our new videos. Plus, we give virtual side-hugs to all new subscribers. ------------------ Check out our other Youtube channel, where we upload random videos from our phones: *******youtube****/rhettandlink2 ------------------- FOLLOW us on TWITTER! Rhett: *******twitter****/rhettmc Link: *******twitter****/linklamont Video Updates: *******twitter****/rhettandlink ------------------- LIKE us on FACEBOOK! *******facebook****/rhettandlink ------------------- Become a MYTHICAL BEAST for exclusive video, creative projects, etc. *******rhettandlinkommunity**** -- Distributed by Tubemogul.
13 Jul 2010
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MP3, LYRICS, & LINKS: ----------------- Get this song at: *******rhettandlink****/music or on iTunes: *******bit.ly/amWekz Watch all our music videos in this playlist: *******www.youtube****/view_play_list?p=5D3BFF118D8928BC ----------------- LYRICS: first off, i want to tell you I enjoyed the pizza well, it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to meetcha I'd like your number- but I'm not gonna leave a big tip to get it That means he's cheap and pathetic and if you date him you'll regret it 23 percent from me communicates I'm generous; not desperate. And I can calculate. Is she supposed to be impressed? Well, if you wanna battle be my guest... i'm a computer programmer and a cubical dweller I disabled spellcheck 'cause I'm a stellar speller When I write an email that includes an attachment I never hit "send"before I've attached it. Your job is a bore; I keep it hardcore Selling knives and insurance from door to door. You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation I'm giving an incredible knife demonstration May I interest you in some accidental death coverage or a bagel slicer? I can change your computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene. Bagel slicer. I carpool, ‘cause I’m environmentally sensitive, I pack a snorkel, cause I'm clever and so inventitive. It’s inventive. Inventitive isn’t a word. Yeah it, I just inventi-ted it; you just got served. Well, when I carpool, I take a group of third graders. On my way to work, I teach them multiplication tables. See, I’m a role model, an example to the youth. Then why did this kid just tell me that 1 X 1 = 2? At the gym, people line up just to gimme a spot All eyes on me when i'm popping a squat My career plan B is to teach P.E. The model on the machine...he's based on me . I've mastered the art of mental manip-ulation Workin' every muscle group through meditation This is me working out my triceps Pick up my dvd called Mind Reps My sense of style is sweet like syrup. It's not uncommon for people to think I'm from Europe. I don’t follow the trendssI'm a style pioneer. See this turtle neck with a necklace? You'll be wearing this next year. I see buttons, I push em--just to see what they do, and if something were to go wrong, I'd just blame it on you. I’m quick-witted, always know just what to say. Then say something clever. Uh.... Okay. I was offered a record deal while singing at a karaoke bar but i turned it down and became the President's karaoke czar I rescued a dolphin entangled in a tuna net and donated it to an orphanage to keep as a pet I gave the Heimlich to a horse choking on beef jerky two hours later, he won the Kentucky Derby I'm allergic to nothing. I'm allergic to weakness. I embrace my weaknesses and call them unique-nesses. I can drive a stickshift / (well ) I can golf Well, I can make it look like my thumb is coming off I invented the half nelson/ I invented the full nelson I've got a signed picture of Boris Yeltsin My uncle is a lawyer / I roll my own sushi I use the metric system exclusively. I know Morse Code Well I can speak it (does morse code sounds) You just said that "the square root of raspberry should be legalized"..? Exactly ----------------- Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE! We do this for you, and we want to make sure you see our new videos. Plus, we give virtual side-hugs to all new subscribers. ------------------ Check out our other Youtube channel, where we upload random videos from our phones: *******youtube****/rhettandlink2 ------------------- FOLLOW us on TWITTER! Rhett: *******twitter****/rhettmc Link: *******twitter****/linklamont Video Updates: *******twitter****/rhettandlink ------------------- LIKE us on FACEBOOK! *******facebook****/rhettandlink ------------------- Become a MYTHICAL BEAST for exclusive video, creative projects, etc. *******rhettandlinkommunity**** -- Distributed by Tubemogul.
14 Jul 2010
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Burns, choking, sprains, fractures, cuts and scrapes… These are all things that happen to children, but are we as parents prepared? Join Jen and Barb while they talk to Zack Zarrilli, Fire Fighter and Founder of Surefirecpr****, about the most common accidents that children have and how we, as parents, need to take care of them.
20 Jul 2010
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A rap version of "Saturday Night Fever." B-Rabbit, a wannabe rapper from the wrong side of Detroit's 8 Mile, has problems: he dumps his girlfriend when she tells him she's pregnant; to save money to make a demo tape, he moves into his alcoholic mom's trailer; his job's a dead end, and he's just choked at the local head-to-head rap contest. Things improve when he meets Alex - an aspiring model headed for New York - and a fast-talking pal promises to set up the demo. Then new setbacks: Alex isn't faithful, mom rejects him, rifts surface with his friends, and he's mugged by rivals. Everything hinges on the next rap showdown at the club. Can B-Rabbit pull truth out of his cap?
13 Aug 2010
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Here is a great and basic guide on how to banshee rush effectively in 2v2 combat for Starcraft 2. This is an extremely effective Starcraft 2 strategy that will choke your opponent's mineral flow quickly. For more tips go to *******www.starcraft2tactics.info
16 Aug 2010
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It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star, Darth Vader—or a man pretending to be Darth Vader?—was reduced to robbing a bank on Long Island this morning. Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash. It's unclear whether he also found their lack of faith disturbing, but one Rebel policeman says, "The teller complied with the robber's demands and gave him money from the drawer." Vader is described as 6 feet, 2 inches tall, also wearing camouflage pants, and was last seen boarding a starfighter headed in the direction of Long Island's sinister Sith stronghold, in Valley Stream. (Isn't this also where Improv Everywhere has their headquarters?)
2 Sep 2010
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A fresh, funny debut novel with prep school appeal! It’s Violet’s junior year at the Westfield School. She thought she’d be focusing on getting straight A’s, editing the lit mag, and figuring out how to talk to boys without choking on her own saliva. Instead, she’s just trying to hold it together in the face of cutthroat academics, her crush’s new girlfriend, and the sense that things are going irreversibly wrong with her best friend, Katie. Learn more about this book and author: *******leilasales**** YA
7 Oct 2010
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My 'innocent' niece choking me xD
22 Oct 2010
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download link: *******coolmyurl****/Simmons/Moblock Metin2 is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG) developed by Ymir Entertainment Co., Ltd. and released in China in 2004.[1] It has since been published in many European countries by Gameforge 4D GmbH, in the USA[2] by G4Box Inc and in Singapore[3] by TEC Interactive Pte. Other versions exist in Asian languages. A long time ago there was only a single empire that existed in the continent. The land experienced tranquility and peace and did not know the confvating deadly diseases that spread around the world. Innocent people suffered as those who were slain by these beasts or choked to death by disease later rose again as undead. The undead caused chaos and destruction in their wake with seemingly endless numbers. Their tireless existence appeared as if this problem was not going to go away. Eventually the single empire collapsed and became three different kingdoms, all fighting for their own survival. To this very day, they still treat each other as enemies. The falling of the Metin Stone was just the beginning of what was yet to come. Smaller stones continued to fall from time to time, and all three Kingdoms lived in fear. None would dare approach the Metin Stones because the most terrifying creatures roam around here. Recently, it was discovered that the power of the Metin Stone was growing and people felt that it was consuming energy from the world. f It is believed that these incidents caused the Dragon God to appear on the continent and people hoped that he would restore their lands to a peaceful state again.
25 Oct 2010
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Effortless Swimming - Struggling with freestyle technique? I've made it super easy to learn smooth & sexy freestyle technique. # Discover The 3 Secrets To Freestyle Technique. # Swim With Confidence And Cruise In The Water. # Why Kick Is Less Important Than You Think. # Revelaed! How To Stop Choking On Water Get The First Video Lesson FREE! *******3f2e4dk8kwdtcm0g424lijomfz.hop.clickbank****/?tid=1955
11 Nov 2010
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*******www.tweaktown**** MSI's P67A-GD65 is a mid-range motherboard that uses an LGA-1155 socket which means it supports Intel's upcoming Sandy Bridge processors. Straight up it's easy to see MSI design and attitude style in the design and it comes packed with loads of good features. The big one that MSI is pushing is "Military Class II". It has been upgraded from the first version in the P55 boards to provide even better power and stability. This is done through the use of a six phase power SFC choke setup that provides up to 30% better efficiency than standard chokes, 100% Hi-c CAP's and Japanese made solid capacitors with a claimed life-time of an impressive 10 years. It also comes packed with "OC Genie II" which provides quick and easy one button touch overclocking to the CPU frequency. If you have an upcoming MSI H67 motherboard, instead of overclocking the CPU, the OC button will instead overclock the onboard IGP (graphics) instead. Sadly we are unable to report the increased CPU clock speed, but we saw the reported number on the box, and let's just say it's pretty damn impressive and a rather big increase over the default clock speed. You also get official NVIDIA SLI and AMD CrossFire support. Distributed by Tubemogul.
3 Dec 2010
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Much like our other Hexbugs, the Nano Hexbug is a crafty little robot that will simply run rings around you. All you have to do is turn the little chap on and watch him bobble about at breakneck speed. Any obstacle that he (or she) might come across will result in your Nano friend simply flipping over and carry on in another direction until you manage to catch hold of it and flip the off switch. Easier said than done. But that's just one Hexbug Nano. Imagine the nightmareish confusion (or hilarity, depending on how seriously you take your infestations) of a multiple Hexbug assault! What if there were five, ten or even twenty bonking into each other and everything around them at the same time?! Madness, I tell you, madness! Once they get going, they're unstoppable little critters that you'll love to have at your desk or at home. Scary and charming at the same time, if you see what we mean. You can get hold of the Hexbug Nanos separately, of course, but with both the Starter Pack and the Habitat sets you can make them even more fun. The Starter Pack contains a dinky run for your Hexbug Nano to trundle around at breakneck speeds, as well as a super-rare Nano mutation to unleash amongst all your others. The real meat is in the Habitat set, though - a maze of interconnecting runs, corridors and pools that are ideal for a bunch of borderline-psychopathic vibrating robot bugs to run around. Even better, there are two rare Nanos included to get you going. It's even more impressive when you bung a multitude of them in there, though. You'll watch for ages as they flit off into corridors, climb over each other and generally get in the way an awful lot. Madness, really, but fun madness. The Nano Hexbug is the perfect desktop companion for those with short attention spans and a penchant for giggle-fits. Turn the Nano on and watch it run about the place. Every time it reaches an obstacle it will wheel around and go off in another direction. Supplied in a whole host of lovely colours - Red, Purple, Black, Green, or Light Blue (colours may vary). Comes in its own little tube (for when you manage to catch it). One supplied. Suitable for ages 4 years + (choking hazard). Size: 4.5 x 1.5 x 2 cm. Hexbug Nano Starter Pack:/ Features 1 pool and 2 curved pieces. Includes 1 rare Hexbug Nano. Hexbug Nano Habitat: Features 3 pools, 7 connecting pieces with doors etc. Includes 2 rare Hexbug Nanos. Pool Size:- 15 x 18 x 3 cm. China supplier: Email : fangzhengcnhotmail**** Skype ID : chanceller819 *******chinagift.en.ecplaza****
10 Dec 2010
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Originally titled "choke that pussy" This is not me in the video. I re-uploaded it in the hopes to find any information on the ones responsible. Here are the YT account's of the OP *******www.youtube****/user/bkz1erson *******www.youtube****/user/mrfantast1c04
14 Dec 2010
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Download file here: *******worldfiling****/Kylynn/metin2 A long time ago there was only a single empire that existed in the continent. The land experienced tranquility and peace and did not know the confvating deadly diseases that spread around the world. Innocent people suffered as those who were slain by these beasts or choked to death by disease later rose again as undead. The undead caused chaos and destruction in their wake with seemingly endless numbers. Their tireless existence appeared as if this problem was not going to go away. Eventually the single empire collapsed and became three different kingdoms, all fighting for their own survival. To this very day, they still treat each other as enemies.
14 Jan 2011
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Transcript by Newsy**** BY CHANCE SEALES You're watching multisource entertainment news analysis from Newsy Prepare yourselves. The end of days must be near. Regis Philbin -- daytime’s everlasting gabber– is saying goodbye. Here’s the announcement and Kelly’s response. PHILBIN: “I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I have to tell you this because it’s going to happen and the station needs to know and Gelman needs to know and we all need to know. This will be my last year on this show.” RIPA: “It is been a pleasure and a privilege and a dream come true and I wish I could do something to make you change your mind.” The titan of morning talk will turn 80 this year. But even so, HLN says – this was unexpected. “It was surprising. Co-host Kelly Ripa got choked up—as you can imagine—talking about what a dream come true it was to work with Regis. He simply said it was time, but he doesn’t know when his last day will be.” Reege joins the ranks of other aging celebs looking for a break -- or a pick up game of bridge? Here’s The View’s take. BEHAR: “Regis is retiring, Betty White I was reading is cutting back – she’s saying she feels…--but Hugh Hefner is picking out engagement rings. I mean, what does this say about older people? (More power to him!)” Alright, now that we’ve said 60 seconds of goodbyes – let’s get down to business. Who will replace Philbin? CNN questions – is it even possible? HAMMER: “Can the show go on? I love Kelly. Kelly’s fantastic—she’s terrific. But it’s always been his show. It’s called LIVE! With Regis and – of course Kathie Gifford was there for a number of years as well. Kelly just fit right in and she’s amazing. But the question is…who can they get to fill seat that will make people want to stick around and stay with the formula?” Meanwhile, NBC’s Kathie Lee – who spent 15 years in the chair next to Reege – dishes on what’s happening behind the scenes. GIFFORD: “I tell you what’s happening right at this very moment—about 50 guys are calling their agents right now saying, ‘I want that job!” (Cause that’s the show.) That’s the way it goes. And it will have a whole new life hopefully, but it will never be the same. There’s only one Reege.” Kathie Lee threw out Jeff Probst as a potential replacement. But the San Francisco Chronicle has a few others in mind, including…. “…Kelly Ripa's husband, Mark Consuelos, Neil Patrick Harris and Anderson Cooper have been regular fill-ins, over the years…” Finding a replacement is expected to take a several months. So do you think the show will go on? Or is LIVE! dead without the hardest working man in TV? Get more multisource video news analysis from Newsy
20 Jan 2011
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