Boomers, does this happen to you? You're thinking of something you've got to do, or a witty remark to save for later, and it just slips your mind completely? I lose entire days sometimes. When I fight with the Dreaded Mrs. Frohman, after a few minutes we forget what it is we started fighting about in the first place. But the argument doesn't stop there, because we've already worked ourselves up into a heated rage. I'll see you later Boomers. Don't forget to come back.Check out all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv
Boomers, I was thinking, and then I lost the thought. And then I was thinking, this happens to me all the time. When the Dreaded Mrs. Frohman and I argue, five minutes into the fight, we've forgotten what we were arguing about in the first place. But still the argument keeps going. Does this happen to you? Don't forget to let me know. Check out all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv
Laws are a good thing. Of course they are, they provide the backbone of our society, and set out consequences for terrible acts. But there are laws on the books around the world that are so outdated, offensive or downright ridiculous that it boggles the mind. Take a look and see for yourself. Check out all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv
Introducing a new segment on the Boomer File - Bird Day! Every so often we'll flip the bird to someone who really deserves it. Our first victim? Former Clinton campaign member Geraldine Ferraro. Now, I'm sure you remember a few months ago she resigned after saying Barack Obama has only succeeded thus far because of the colour of his skin. But that's not why we're flipping her the bird. Why then? Watch and find out!
It seems that everywhere I look, my friends are getting younger. Oh no, it's just cosmetic surgery. I know we all want to look our best, but don't some people take it a bit too far? Watch my take on the issue, and then let me know yours in the comments below! And remember, you can check out all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv
Did anyone catch Chris Matthews' smackdown of conservative talk show host Kevin James the other week. It was magnificent. Matthews kept asking James what Neville Chamberlin did that was so offensive, and the poor pundit couldn't answer to save his life. It got me thinking, wouldn't it be great if we all had a television forum to air our grievances? Take a look at what we think it would be like.
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I know Boomers, you're scared I'm going all necrophiliac on you, but what I'm really talking about is what happens after your spouse dies. Will you mourn forever, or pick out a new bride in a few weeks? I've heard that in some cases, the dying spouse actually recommends his or her own replacement. I don't know if that would work for me. If I'm dying, the last thing I want to think about is setting up the Dreaded Mrs. Frohman with a new man. I guess I'd be ok with it if she went first, but knowing her she'd make an unsettling choice for my future wife. You can check out all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv
Today's episode of the Boomer File goes out to Hillary Clinton. We're sorry to hear you've finally dropped out of the race for the nomination, but we've got some ideas for you. Why not come to Canada and run for Prime Minister? We've already had a female PM, so that whole sexism thing is a non-issue. Plus, there's no telling how long you could hold onto power? Mackenzie King was in office for a total of 21 years, and we'd love to have you for even longer. Stay strong, Hillary, and consider our offer.
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We're going to miss Hillary Clinton here at the Boomer File, folks. And one thing we'll miss is her habit of singling out someone in the crowd with a personal wave. This personalized wave was both humanizing and infuriating, because I knew she wasn't waving at me. But who was she waving at? We have the visual evidence. Check it out.
Boomers, my daughter is leaving the nest, and it's stirring up all sorts of feelings. Grief, loss, anguish, and most of all fear. Fear of what the Dreaded Mrs. Frohman and I are going to do with ourselves as we ponder the rest of our lives together. I shudder to think. It also makes me look back (in anger) at the day my own father pushed me out of the nest and whispered one word: "Fly." And remember, you can watch all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv
Boomers, I have a confession to make. Now, I love Barack Obama, I really do think he's a beacon of hope in these dark times. That said, there is no way I want him to be the next president. No, I'm putting my support directly behind John McCain. And do you know why? Because Obama simply isn't funny. I mean, sure Obama can get the US out of the war, fix the economy and bring about universal health care, but what will the late night talk shows do. They can't make fun of him. He's not funny. McCain? Now he's funny. John McCain in '08! And remember, you can view all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv