How could we flip the bird at that easy kitchen spitfire Rachel Ray? Well, this bird isn't aimed at her, but rather Fox News Correspondant Michelle Malkin and Dunkin Donuts, over that "terrorist" scarf Ray wore in a pulled online ad. It's all a little ridiculous, as the Boomer File points out in today's special Bird Day video! Check out all episodes of The Boomer File at boomerfile.tv

Today's episode of The Boomer File pays tribute to the late, great George Carlin. No jokes today (except for Carlin's), just an honest appreciation of one of the funniest and truest voices of our times. George Carlin 1937 - 2008

The question on my mind today is, would I be happier now if I had listened to my father years ago? When he told me to forget this comedy thing and go own a McDonald's franchise? I'm sure I would have hated every minute of the last thirty years, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I would be much happier now, at this point in my life. What about you Boomers? Should you have listened to your parents, or are you happier having followed your dreams? Let me know, and remember, you can view all episodes of The Boomer File in high quality at boomerfile.tv

"The X-Files: I Want to Believe" is a stand-alone story in the tradition of some of the show's most acclaimed and beloved episodes, and takes the complicated relationship between Fox Mulder (Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Anderson) in unexpected directions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the truth, and Scully, the passionate, ferociously intelligent physician, remains inextricably tied to Mulder's pursuits.

"The X-Files: I Want to Believe" is a stand-alone story in the tradition of some of the show's most acclaimed and beloved episodes, and takes the complicated relationship between Fox Mulder (Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Anderson) in unexpected directions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the truth, and Scully, the passionate, ferociously intelligent physician, remains inextricably tied to Mulder's pursuits.

Don't click away Boomers, this show isn't actually about vaginas. It's just that whenever we do a racy show, we get a ton of viewers. Especially our Nudist episode, which has been viewed thousands of times on DailyMotion (though not YouTube, for some reason). Well I'm just here to tell you that despite your sick perversions, we here at the Boomer File will not be lowering our standards. Uh uh, no way. Not a bit. Well, maybe a little.

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After years of passive agressive needling, I finally got my producer to invite me up to his cottage for the weekend. Oh, it was a good time, but have you noticed how fraught with pitfalls a cottage expedition is? Should you go if it's raining? What do you bring? I always end up thinking about all these things and frankly, it ruins the whole cottage experience. So I'm just staying home from now on. Remember, you can see all episodes of The Boomer File in high quality at boomerfile.tv!

Boomers, I've finally seen The Dark Knight. Have you? What did you think. I thought it was amazing, and all involved deserve Oscar gold. Christian Bale was a great Bruce Wayne, but his recent family beating antics cast a bit of a pall over the fight scenes. Heath Ledger was brilliant, and deserves every bit of Oscar buzz. The only question is, with all the great villains in the Batman universe, who should be the bad guy in the next movie? I have an idea... Remember, you can watch every episode of The Boomer File in high quality at boomerfile.tv!

Here is Chapter One of my new series, "The Flockaduck Files".

Every time a major storm, hurricane, or natural disaster hits, the one thing you can be sure of is that the news channels will send someone out right in the middle of it to bring you the story. Thousands of people evacuated, and one guy rushes in to give you the weather? I don't get it, but it happens time and time again. Take a look. And remember, you can check out all episodes of The Boomer File in high quality at *******www.boomerfile.tv