Second Full Length Trailer/ Directed by Michael Bay
An in depth review of the new live action Transformers movie!
A feature length Critic's Audio Commentary begins here with part 1. The purpose of the commentary and opening scenes leading to the Blackout attack of the base are discussed.
The commentary continues with an analysis of the Blackout attack of the military base, the introduction of Sam and Hottie #1 and Sam's dad buys him a car.
Analysis of an alternate rewrite of the movie regarding Bumble Bee's introduction and objective, critique of the soldiers in the desert, and a breakdown of the sequence where Bumble Bee tries to help Sam get some girly action from Hottie #1.
Continued thoughts on Sam, Hottie #1 and Bumble Bee, the scenes with Hottie #2 and the Pentagon and Frenzy aboard Air Force One.
Bumble Bee's mysterious motivation to send the Transformers Bat Signal into outerspace, Sam witnesses his car turn into a robot, the police interrogate Sam for comedic effect only and the Scorponok battle starts!
The Scorponok battle concludes, Hottie #2 is guilty of some obvious product placement, a DDR playing hacker breaks the alien code in 1 seconds, Sam lays in bed, Bumble Bee shows up, chases Sam on his bike, Hottie #1 follows, Barricade chases Sam until Bumble Bee shows up promising an amazing fight.
The Bumble Bee Barricade fight starts!...and ends without the audience seeing it? Then there's the blatant car commerical where Bumble Bee "transforms" into a newer model, the Autobots crash to Earth Armageddon-style, various humans react to the chaos then Sam and Hottie #1 meet Optimus and the rest of the gang!
Sam and Hottie #1 meet Optimus and the autobots, the history of Megatron and the Cybertron Wars are reviewed in a flashback - the nature of the 1st act of a movie/screenplay is discussed - the flashback of Sam's Great Great Great Grandfather's discovery of a frozen Megatron, Hottie #2 and the DDR Hacker are interrogated, and, oh, yeah, isn't Frenzy still in Hottie #1's purse?
Frenzy in Hottie #1's purse continued, Sam and everyone go to his house to get the glasses and reenact some classic 3 Stooges hijinks, alternate rewrite suggestions include releasing Megatron earlier in the story, and sector seven shows up.
Sam and the Autobots fight Sector Seven, Bumble Bee is captured, Optimus gets the glasses, the Decepticon Spide Virus shuts down global communications and Sector Seven show the Secretary of State the Mars Rover pictures.