The clip macgruber-and-caseys-history from MacGruber (2010) with Ryan Phillippe, Will Forte. Powered by: An...
The clip macgruber-and-caseys-history from MacGruber (2010) with Ryan Phillippe, Will Forte. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
We actually all went to college together.
Believe it or not, we were very close friends.
Then after graduation, he got engaged to her.
He asked me to be his best man...
and right about that time...
I started banging her and mowing her box.
She was actually the first person...
I felt comfortable enough around...
to let eat out my butt.
Anyway, shortly thereafter...
she left him for me.
She was actually carrying his child at the time.
I asked her to terminate it, obviously...
so we could start fresh.
And she agreed.
We were so in love.
And he took that from me.
That's really fucked up.
You know, you're a good guy.
And I need to apologize for something.
No, you don't.
No, I do.
I treated you so badly.
I guess I just felt threatened by you, believe it or not.
And I'm not used to feeling that way.
I'm fucking MacGruber.
Water under the bridge.
You know it.
You know it!