The clip dinner-at-augies from Role Models (2008) with Paul Rudd, Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Powered by: Any...
The clip dinner-at-augies from Role Models (2008) with Paul Rudd, Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
So, Danny, you must be glad that you're almost done
with your required time with Augie.
How much time do you have left?
Eleven, 12 hours or so.
Jeez, Augie. You're acting like your goldfish died.
I don't have a goldfish, Jim. You know what I mean.
You're acting like as if you had a goldfish and it died.
Augie kind of got screwed over today.
I killed the king, Mom.
He killed the king.
All right. All right. Don't encourage him. He did kill the king.
But he was lying to everyone and told everyone that he killed me.
I don't wanna hear any more about your Dungeons & Dragons
or your fruity Cocoa Puffs...
It's all fairyland with him.
We're trying to keep it... We're trying to keep it real.
The Goddess of Navalore saw me cry, Mom.
Hey, Augie, when I was a little kid, I accidentally
crapped my pants in front of a girl I liked,
so I feel your pain.
Well, he likes girls. That's a good thing. That's a surprise to me.
Doesn't matter anyway. He got me kicked out.
What? You're kidding me.
They can kick you out?
Yeah, I'm banned. This is a great thing.
Way to go, big guy. Does this mean
we can finally get rid of those boots
and that God-awful cape that you made out of my tablecloth? I'm so sick of this.
I'll burn them up in a...
We'll have a bonfire. We'll make a thing of it.
Don't you want him to wear what makes him happy?
Yes. Yes, I do. Yes.
You know when I want him to wear what makes him happy?
On October 31st. Halloween, go nuts.
Wear lipstick. I don't care.
You know, dress like a nun. Sure.
We're gonna have a celebration
to celebrate you joining the rest of the world.
Becoming a normal kid. He is a normal kid.
You think he's normal?
Yeah, I think he's normal.
You think he's normal. He's normal.
When I was his age,
I had four, five girlfriends at one time. Didn't I tell you that?
He was fucking his cousin.
I wasn't fucking my cousin. I...
We kissed, because I didn't know she was my cousin,
but when I found out, I stopped kissing her, but I fucked her friends.
I fucked my cousin's friends.
I think that Augie is just having kind of a tough time in life,