Tower Heist (2011): The-new-elevator-boy

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The clip the-new-elevator-boy from Tower Heist (2011) with Ben Stiller, Michael Peña. Powered by: Anyclip. ...
The clip the-new-elevator-boy from Tower Heist (2011) with Ben Stiller, Michael Peña. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Josh, this is Enrique Dev'Reaux. He's our new elevator operator. I didn't hire you. He's a quarter Cherokee, you know we need an Indian. So give him a shot. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kovaks. I've spent the last three years working at the BK, and I'm ready for the big leagues. BK? What is that? A building downtown? No, it's a Burger King in Times Square. All right. Walk with me, Mr. Dev'Reaux. The average apartment at The Tower costs $5.6 million. It's the most expensive real estate in North America. We have the best views, the most advanced security system, keyless entry, 24-hour video vibration detection. But you know what these people are really buying? White neighbors? Us. The staff. They pay for our full and undivided attention seven days a week. So there's no cell phones, iPhones, BlackBerries, texting, tweeting... They had a rule at the BK, no sex in the storage room. Same as your phone rule, right? No, not the same, because your dick has to come with you to work, Mr. Dev'Reaux, but your phone can stay at home. So don't hide it in your pocket or tuck it into your sock, don't tape it under your balls or stick it up your ass, because, eventually, I will find it. They never checked my balls at the BK. Sir, you can call me "Enrique" or "Lil' Disco" or "The Puerto Rican Mohican," that's my hip-hop name.
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