I used to t...
I used to think that Freddie Mac was a pimp,
but now my mutual fund is the one walking with a limp
And Fannie Mae, you almost failed me, boo
--But the faithful feds, they bailed you.
Poor Lehman Brothers....y’all got the shaft (shaft!)
The government said, “good luck with that” (shaft!)
And AIG, old Uncle Sam he loaned you
85 Billion, but now he owns you.
Some cry out, “We’ve become a socialist state!”
While others say, “We need to regulate.”
Should I vote McCain or pull the lever for O-bama?
I’m thinkin’ either way, I’ll be movin’ back in with momma.
(but the cookin’s good---and I think she’ll drive me to work)
You see, I don’t have much job security
I’m an internet comedian...I’m not sure that’s even technically a job. I don’t think it is.
I can’t put my finger on it; but you know things have gone wrong
when I can’t even afford to finish this...