This episode is the reincarnation of an ancient video chain letter. In it Seattle Untimely, with guests Ala...
This episode is the reincarnation of an ancient video chain letter. In it Seattle Untimely, with guests Alan Schoen and Scott Hesel (this was Scott's idea), watch and quote the scene in Boiler Room in which Ben Affleck and Vin Diesel watch and quote Wall Street with Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen.
If you make a video of yourself quoting these videos and send it to ten of your friends, Bill Gates will give you a thousand dollars, a sick boy or girl will receive his or her critical operation, Dick Cheney will be impeached, your favorite show will be put back on the air, and that boy or girl you like will call you.
If you just forward this video, you will receive a coupon in the mail for Buy One Get One Free pizza, and that girl or boy you like will smile at you, maybe out of mutual interest, maybe out of politeness.
IF YOU DO NOT FORWARD THIS EMAIL, Bill Gates will extort one hundred dollars from you for another worthless operating system, Barack Obama will not be your friend, and the spirit of the sick boy or girl who you let die will possess the boy or girl you like, reject you, and then cancel your favorite show.
If everyone does their job, and this chain letter eventually reaches Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen, who make their own video, we will have created a perfect Boiler Room prism, and we're all gonna get laid.
So get on it. You have one week.