Our National Optimists Party offers our friends the Israelis and the Palestinians a REAL Roadmap to Peace, ...
Our National Optimists Party offers our friends the Israelis and the Palestinians a REAL Roadmap to Peace, enlisting the help and support of our friends the Saudis and the Iraqis in the process. Our "Design Palestine" program, which proposes to appropriate a little bit of land in either southern Iraq (as the British did when they delineated Kuwait) or northern Saudi Arabia, then design and build an entire country as the Palestinians themselves would like it, is an irrefutable example of win - win statecraft, PLUS solves the greatest problem in the Middle East, securing both a homeland for the displaced Palestinians better than they ever had previously and a safe future for Israel, PLUS fosters a sense of regional involvement for adjacent Arab states, plus employs Bin Ladin Construction, one of the region's largest such concerns, in a worthwhile, positive venture (and makes the family's black sheep, Osama, who has little constructive to say, look petulant by comparison,) PLUS provides jobs on a grand scale, PLUS affords America a long term income.
Last, but not least, such an effort would successfully blunt the arguments and swords of those who wish us and our friends ill.
What, may we ask (and without even making reference to ineffective extant policies,) is the downside?