Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me (Video Parody Feat. PrankvsPrank) Tanner Than Me (Guido Love Song)

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Click here for FREE MUSIC DOWNLOAD! *******nicolafoti.bandcamp****/track/tanner-than-me If you liked it, please click here to tweet this video!: *******clicktotweet****/lHK8c Behind the scenes!!: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=e6TL9gCaZQk Please check out the people that made this possible!: JGramm - producer *******www.youtube****/JGrammBeats *******www.JGrammbeats**** *******www.twitter****/JGramm PrankVSPrank - Guido couple *******www.youtube****/PrankVSPrank *******www.youtube****/BFvsGF *******www.twitter****/JesseWelle *******www.twitter****/PhillyChic5 Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore. Tanner Than Me (A Guido Love Song) Spoof of Jersey Shore/Mike Posner Cooler Than Me Filmed at Seaside Heights, NJ Summer home of Snooki, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny, The Situation, and Angelina. Lyrics: If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him But you probably won't because he's tanner than me. You got that orange glow from from head to toe And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore And that's probably why you both are tanner than me You got your high poof style on your head And you don't even use a Bump-It You need a guido that's pure Jersey-bred Not some douche from Illinois...Shh see? Forgive me for pointing it out But you should realize you need this Behind this bronzer I'm a child inside No, really, I'm at a fifth grade reading level. You think that's cute, right?! Haha HEY! If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him But you probably won't because he's tanner than me. You got that orange glow from from head to toe And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore And that's probably why you both are tanner than me You got your eyebrows penciled in thin And you raise em in pics witcha duck lips But you don't know how freakin hot that you look And that laugh gets all the boys (ahahahahha) Forgive me for pointing it out But you should realize you need this Behind this bronzer I'm a child inside Think of it this way, when you come over my house my mom can cook you dinner! HEEY! Let's just both see How it turns out We'll fight the beat And hope ya man doesn't find out... If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him But you probably won't because he's tanner than me. You got that orange glow from from head to toe And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore And that's probably why you both are tanner than me PS I know the S is silent in Illinois. I'm not an idiot. I'm also aware that orange skin doesn't look good, not all people from Illinoi(s) are douchebags and if you thought I thought any of these things, you're either 10 or don't understand what a "character" is. Good day. ---------- Watch the previous video: Lindsay Lohan NOT In Jail!: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=roBU56UOdjw Subscribe to my other channel! *******www.youtube****/stillsoundlyawake Facebook *******www.facebook****/soundlyawake Twitter *******www.twitter****/soundlyawake MySpace *******www.myspace****/nicolafoti
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