Professor Albert, Celebrity Commentator, Talk Show Host and Nuclear Physicist discusses Paris Hilton. SHE G...
Professor Albert, Celebrity Commentator, Talk Show Host and Nuclear Physicist discusses Paris Hilton. SHE GOT NAKED IN JAIL! AND WAS EMBARRASSED! What happened to her? She reads the Bible now? She wants to be a positive role model for young girls? She was once one of the Sexiest women in the world! Now she says she has changed!!! Hear Professor Albert as he gives you the scoop on Paris Hilton and the wild world of Hollywood!
Professor Albert is a celebrity commentator who has been linked to Jessica Alba, although she says it isn't true. He is world-renown and great in bed. Besides Jessica Alba, he is said to have dated Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel, Diane Lane and Hulk Hogan. (He was very drunk, and Hogan was wearing a dress.) Some tabloids have reported that he has a love-child with Jessica Alba but she vehemently denies it. Paternity tests are in the works.
Professor Albert lives in Podunk, Idaho where he is working on a reality TV show and repairing dishwashers. He would like to thank Jessica Alba and Paris Hilton for all of their special favors. Please Paris Hilton do not forget your special man, just don't talk and do vat I say. Thank you.