Scoop (2006): Birthday Dinner

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The clip birthday dinner from Scoop (2006) with Woody Allen The bread is... You know, I can make a meal ju...
The clip birthday dinner from Scoop (2006) with Woody Allen The bread is... You know, I can make a meal just with the bread. I can do a whole meal, just nothing but bread. If I ate that much bread, I'd be 20 pounds heavier. See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics. So I get the exercise. Thanks for taking me out for my birthday, Sidney. Well, you're the daughter that I never had. Oh, that's so... No, no, I'm kidding. 'Cause I never wanted to have kids. I didn't. Because you have kids, what is it? You know, you're nice to them, you bring them up, you suffer, you take care of them and then they grow up and they accuse you of having Alzheimer's. Could you ever live in London? Could I live in London? No. And I love London. Don't get me wrong, I love London, but, you know, apart from the language problem, I can't take the driving. Because it, you know, it's on the wrong side, and I... ...every time I drive a car here, I'm convinced I'm going to die in a crash. Sidney! What's the matter? It's Peter. You said Peter was out of town. Well, that's what he told me. Come on. What do you mean, come on? I ordered prawns. Just pay, all right? Just pay. What do you mean, pay? All I do is... Fine, it's her birthday.
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