The clip Real estate conspiracy? from Hot Fuzz (2007) with Simon Pegg, Anne Reid. Powered by: Anyclip. any ...
The clip Real estate conspiracy? from Hot Fuzz (2007) with Simon Pegg, Anne Reid. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
Hello, Miss Tiller.
I was wondering, do you have any Japanese Peace Lilies?
I was just about to pop off, actually.
I can never find my scissors.
Is this for someone special?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Are you going somewhere, Miss Tiller?
Yes. I'm moving away.
And why the move, if you don't mind me asking?
Well, just between you and I...
You know that fella who blew up?
Well, George Merchant, God rest him, wanted to buy this land,
so he sends round his legal fella, Martin Blower, God rest him,
and I thought I might take them up on it.
I haven't really got that much family round here, save for Cousin Sissy.
So I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey.
Would you like a card with this?
No, sorry, you were talking about the offer?
Well, it turns out that Martin Blower, God rest him,
knew where the new bypass road is going
because he was knocking off Eve Draper from the council, God rest her,
and then that reporter, God rest him, finds out about the route
and tells me this land's very valuable.
Ten times what George Merchant and Martin Blower, God rest them, offered me.
So, with them having passed on, I decided to sell it on myself
to some folks from the city that Martin, George and Eve,
God rest the lot of them, had been talking to.
Apparently, they want to build a big shopping center or something.
Of course, Cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that,
but as far as I'm concerned, Cousin Sissy can go and fuck...
Would you just excuse me, for just one second?